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Edited by
oldhippie1952
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Wed 01/11/12 12:32 PM
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flippy flippy whoops and there we go!
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Way to go oldhippie!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 01/11/12 12:56 PM
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Celebrating its first annivsary!
Welcome to    (((((DEARLUV2ROKNROLLBY)))))
They call me doctor luv 
call me doctor luv
call me doctor luv  
I got the cure your thinkin of
call me doctor luvvvvvvvv
-Kiss Dear Abby sucks! 
So, screw her! 
Call me! 
I am "Doctor Luv2roknrollby". The phones lines will open, numerous times, throughout the day. 
So, if you in need of some DEPENDABLE advice, on relationships, family, loved ones, yourself, anything! 
Call 1-800-ROB-NYOU and I will answer, all of your questions online, here at Mingle.
And you can trust the answers I give you, because not only am I a professional, but, I AM THE GODDESS OF ADVICE, AND NOBODY KNOWS MORE THAN ME! 
*long distance charges may apply* *not available in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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Second call-in, same question.
I haven't been dating in awhile and a woman has stuck her tongue in my mouth. What do I do? It's hard to drink like this. |
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Dr. Luv, I desperately need your help. Recently I started dating this woman named Peggy, (you may have seen her on these Capital One commercials. Hairy chicks make me dribble). Anyway, things have cooled down since she let all this success go to her head. Any suggestions?
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So I'm with this chick right and she puts on a strap on, looks at me and yells THIS IS SPARTA! Should I just roll with it and see what happens or what? |
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Second call-in, same question. I haven't been dating in awhile and a woman has stuck her tongue in my mouth. What do I do? It's hard to drink like this. My suggestion is, that you do what woman do, when they have something, that doesnt taste good, in their mouth, and dont want to be rude... swallow! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................. |
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Dr. Luv, I desperately need your help. Recently I started dating this woman named Peggy, (you may have seen her on these Capital One commercials. Hairy chicks make me dribble). Anyway, things have cooled down since she let all this success go to her head. Any suggestions? Your not alone. Lots of men like very hairy women. What I suggest that you do, is to bring her mind back, into the tenderness, of the relationship, the 2 of you share. Dont buy her flowers, or candy! That is so predictable, and flowers die, and candy gives us woman, a second azz! Do something that really says, "I LOVE YOU!!!!". BRAID, AND BEAD, HER AZZ HAIR!! NOTHING quite says "I love you" more, to a hairy woman, than her man, braiding, and beading, her asshair. *sign* And taking YOUR calls ONLINE with ME................................ |
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RUN-BY LICKING!!!!!!!!
I have the "Greatest Fans!!". <---*covers the microphone with her hand* HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU MISSED A FEW SPOTS!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I'll get right to my issue., Doctor I do hold your advice with the highest regards so I'm more then sure you can help me with this issue.., I live in this small nit community where everybody knows everybody else name birthday and so on., well doctor there's this young lady around the age of 28 and she seems to be always washing her house windows half naked everytime I arrive home from work during the week, and she seems to go out of her way to get my attention by knocking on her window and waving at me. Doctor I know this is not none of my business what this young lady do inside her own home but do you think she's trying to lure me over to her house or do you think she's just anice good hearted neighbor saying hello.
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So I'm with this chick right and she puts on a strap on, looks at me and yells THIS IS SPARTA! Should I just roll with it and see what happens or what? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh do it, do it! I am a 
So, chances are, im probably the one, who taught that chick, everything she knows about, doing a drive by "Sparta", on someone. Just keep in mind, that you will be doing the "Sparta Scoot" afterwards, even with lots of lubrication. And yes, many people will laugh at you, point, and make jokes about you, knowing you got the "Sparta" treament! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW.......................... |
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Hello Dr. Luv..., I'll get right to my issue., Doctor I do hold your advice with the highest regards so I'm more then sure you can help me with this issue.., I live in this small nit community where everybody knows everybody else name birthday and so on., well doctor there's this young lady around the age of 28 and she seems to be always washing her house windows half naked everytime I arrive home from work during the week, and she seems to go out of her way to get my attention by knocking on her window and waving at me. Doctor I know this is not none of my business what this young lady do inside her own home but do you think she's trying to lure me over to her house or do you think she's just anice good hearted neighbor saying hello. I know EXACTLY the woman, you are talking about! She is actually quite well known, in your neighborhood. Im VERY surprised that you live near her, and did not know her, and your a man. 
First of all, her name is Martha, and shes not 28! She is 128! (I know, she looks good for her age). She is a prostitute, and when she is standing outside, doing her windows, that is her way of telling her customers, thats shes "Open" for buisness, and not busy at the moment. And second, im sorry, but she is not waving at you. She is waving at your wallet, signaling, "Gimme some cabbage homboy, wats up wit choo?. Crack aint free ya know?". And taking YOUR calls LIVE an ONLINE after the break................ |
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how about tarot(sp) cards
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Dear Doc,
If I turn south at the mountain's.... Bypass the crater.... and continue south into the valley.... Will I reach.... Paradise????? Signed, No GPS |
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Dr. Luv, I desperately need your help. Recently I started dating this woman named Peggy, (you may have seen her on these Capital One commercials. Hairy chicks make me dribble). Anyway, things have cooled down since she let all this success go to her head. Any suggestions? |
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Dear Doc, If I turn south at the mountain's.... Bypass the crater.... and continue south into the valley.... Will I reach.... Paradise????? Signed, No GPS You actually have asked me a question, that I cannot immediately answer. However, if you give me some time, I can tell you. I have to get the information from, my other mothers, fathers brothers, sisters nephews, cousins, babies momma. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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