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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Well, I'm speaking in very general, hyperbolic terms here. Anything that might contravene my hyperbolicity, I have to ignore for the sake of making whatever the point is here. Your e-mails are always intelligent, well-written, fun to read, interesting, and well worth the time. But this is, of course, the miraculous exception that only goes to show that my original claim, whatever it was, is morely accurate than not. Probably. I mean, if you want to get technical, I really can't say a LOT of things I always say on here. But I'm hoping most people don't catch that part. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?  
Don't read too much into any of that. I totally enjoyed our foray into Schererville and eventually into Chicago last December and you're absolutely the same person in person as you are on here (which was a nice change, actually, after most of the others I've met elsewhere!). The bottom line is I finally did get to meet someone from this site, and it was a fantastic experience. And thank God you didn't turn out to be an arsonist.... 
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. klc, to be honest, MissWright is one of the most creative people I've met. Her writing is superb, very professional, and I've been prodding her to do more with it when she gets the chance. I've read some of her work and it's (in my opinion) a lot better than much of the stuff that sells (I mean, really sells) in the bookstores now. I don't think she has talked about it a lot on here, and I suppose that might just be because she's waiting to have some finished product first.... |
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I rarely hear from anyone who actually has anything to say, or the literacy skills to say it. It doesn't take much of a vocabulary to describe your behavior. You're mean spirited, cynical, bitter, condescending, lonely, and your ego is 5 sizes larger than it should be. Have you ever spent the day looking at the positive qualities of people you meet? Have you ever created a thread complimenting other profiles, instead of putting them down? Have you recently gone out of your way to do something kind hearted for another human being? The world can be an ugly place, but even on a farm full of cow manure, pretty things grow. Hey may be cynical, but I don't agree with the rest at all. And I don't think I've ever seen Lex being mean. In fact, he's actually been more patient with people here than many others have and as a result, been nicer because of it. The key is that, if I'm going to make some commentary about someone's literacy, etc,, I do it in a very generic way; i.e., "people who don't know the difference between 'loser' and 'looser' in profiles" or something along those lines. I never identify anyone. Even in "One Glorious Profile," those are not from this site and I remove any identifying information (such as if the person has included their name) before posting here. I have no wish to be mean to anybody, with the possible exception of my former in-laws, none of whom are on here (as far as I know). But I do find fractured English to be amusing, and it's really that simple. And, no, I wouldn't do any better if I tried to post a profile on a foreign site in any other language. The difference is, I know better than to attempt it. Oh Lex you would just die in Australia, we have very few words that we actually use correctly, most of our words are shortened or run together, Biscuit (bikky) Breakfast(Brekky) , What are you doing (watchya upta Good day G'day . the most confusing for poor anaconda was when we sent him outside to check something out and he came in and my son said ""YES Dwayne". Well anaconda had no idea what he was talking about, it was obvious to us that my son was asking him what he thought about what we had sent him to look at, but he just stood there dumbfounded. thinking that my son was answering a question that he had aked earlier, But to us yes doesnt always mean yes it can be a question if you say it right with the right facial expressions. another was if we are crook, we are sick, if we are going crook we are angry, so I guess we are pretty good at taking the english language and murdering.. It's a little different though, when you're talking about regional variations. I mean, I watch British shows on PBS and there are times they use a word and I have no idea what they're talking about, but I assume they're using it properly, whatever it means! When I was married, I once sat through a long droning rant my mother-in-law gave about something she called TOE-ERS. On and on. I had no clue. After about a half hour, I realized she was talking about the tires on her car. Jeez, those people talked funny. Poor anaconda sat here looking lost half the time people talked to him, we talk to fast and our words run together and are mostly shortened.
Which meant that he missed most of what we talked about, i think it got a little easier by the end of the 10 weeks. |
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree |
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... |
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... well, favorite vegetable is HUGE on my list |
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... well, favorite vegetable is HUGE on my list It used to be for me, too, but then I somehow got drafted into the Vegetable Tolerance Movement. Not that I really ever eat many of them, at least not until they come up with one that tastes like Pepsi. |
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I received a very sweet, very genuine-sounding e-mail this morning -- from a GUY....!
Nononononononononononononononono..... I'm not hobophobic or anything, but I have no interests in that direction..... Anyway, this tells me I must be doing something wrong here somewhere....!
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I received a very sweet, very genuine-sounding e-mail this morning -- from a GUY....! Nononononononononononononononono..... I'm not hobophobic or anything, but I have no interests in that direction..... Anyway, this tells me I must be doing something wrong here somewhere....!
I spose it was just a matter of time...perhaps youre doing something excessively right? Complaining about not being able to find the right women for so long, it was bound to happen. 
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Gosh if I wasnt madly in love with someone, Didn't have 6 kids, didnt live 10 000 miles away, was more intelligent and could put together a sentence without forgetting to put in punctiation and spelling my words wrong, I would have grabbed him in a second.. This is what we call a "qualified endorsement"....!
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... well, favorite vegetable is HUGE on my list It used to be for me, too, but then I somehow got drafted into the Vegetable Tolerance Movement. Not that I really ever eat many of them, at least not until they come up with one that tastes like Pepsi. carrots are the sweetest I think but I don;t use vegetable preferences as a man sorter any more I stick to the practicalities like has he hosed anyone's 401K or thrown his best friend under the bus those are the DISqualifiers BTW just wanted to clarify that |
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... well, favorite vegetable is HUGE on my list It used to be for me, too, but then I somehow got drafted into the Vegetable Tolerance Movement. Not that I really ever eat many of them, at least not until they come up with one that tastes like Pepsi. carrots are the sweetest I think but I don;t use vegetable preferences as a man sorter any more I stick to the practicalities like has he hosed anyone's 401K or thrown his best friend under the bus those are the DISqualifiers BTW just wanted to clarify that Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. |
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. |
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. At least I have wrestling. Right, that's real. One of the few things we've got left. |
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. yet another reason that I DO NOT watch telly 
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Whoa now Nellie. I know I'm a little late on adding my two cents to this topic, but I had to bring up a tiny little fact here. I contacted you and I not only have superb literacy skills, I had a first email that was damn near the length of your profile! Now I realize it's been years since you first heard from me, but you can't REALLY say that NOBODY with any creativity has bothered to contact you on here. Okay, so maybe I wasn't a prospective romantic interest because I've dared to use my birth canal, but my "child" was a whisker away from being out of the house and on his own (which he is now!) and I think we hit it off pretty well as far as understanding each other. While I won't go so far as to say I was the woman of your dreams, I would like to think that I at least gave you pause for a brief moment in time. And although I'm thrilled that we've established a fantastic friendship over the years, it really gets my goat when you rant on and on about no potential interesting contacts. What the hell was I? Chopped llama droppings?
You are grand to be sure but.... No kids means NO kids and you drink. You must know of these two topics as they frequently appear. Even I know of that he is very strict with his non negotiables. Oh, and tho i suspect you have one, there is no mention of some savant talent or outlet of creativity in the profile. I think it's his attitude about his non negotiables that insures his bachelorhood as his obvious preference - from my POV anyway - and that's fine - but I really think that when there is total inflexilbilty it is a smokescreen - and that's not meant as a negative, really - we all prolly do it to some degree I got a fairly nasty note this morning from a woman who wanted to give me 14 truckloads of grief over my profile. One of her points was something along the lines of "You make too much of what you DON'T want when you should be telling people what you DO want." (I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording.) I wrote her back and I explained that there was a reason I did it that way. Basically, once you get past the deal-breakers, almost everything else is totally negotiable. I mean, I don't really care about stuff like hair color, eye color, height, shoe size, favorite vegetable, smoker/non-smoker, etc. -- none of that really matters. So it's really difficult for me to make a huge long list of what I want, since so much of it is ultimately irrelevant. But it's a fairly simple thing to make a short list of absolute "must nots." To be frank, I originally wanted my profile to weed out the non-qualifiers. It hasn't really worked, as far as I can tell -- the propositions I get are inevitably from people who either didn't read my profile at all, or people who figured they can somehow get me to toss all my priorities out the window. I never hear from anyone I would consider a legitimate prospect, and there are only two possible explanations I can come up with: a.) there just aren't any legitimate prospects on the site, or b.) there just aren't any in the world I think there is a "smokescreen" aspect to it, yes.... well, favorite vegetable is HUGE on my list It used to be for me, too, but then I somehow got drafted into the Vegetable Tolerance Movement. Not that I really ever eat many of them, at least not until they come up with one that tastes like Pepsi. carrots are the sweetest I think but I don;t use vegetable preferences as a man sorter any more I stick to the practicalities like has he hosed anyone's 401K or thrown his best friend under the bus those are the DISqualifiers BTW just wanted to clarify that Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. hmmmmmmmmmmm...I like him to be athletic "elsewhere"  
(better use of the talent as Jane Russell might say)
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. and snake oil? |
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. and snake oil? Snake oil is real. But you have to squeeze a lot of snakes. |
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. and snake oil? Snake oil is real. But you have to squeeze a lot of snakes. Oh you naughty man 
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Might want to rethink that -- it takes a pretty athletic guy to toss someone under a bus. It's not as easy as it looks. That's just TV fakery. It's all rigged. Like boxing and elections. and snake oil? Snake oil is real. But you have to squeeze a lot of snakes. Oh you naughty man
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