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Having a lot of money usually helps impress a lady, or at least a steady well paying comfortable job.
Taking a woman shopping is always fun, Ring shopping is even better, just for fun-take a girl ring shopping and she will be devoted to you, LOL.....lets her mind wander in bliss. |
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Walks in room. Licks eyebrows. Walks out.
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Edited by
capri01
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Mon 07/18/11 10:20 AM
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I'm always impressed with the Mr. Fix It types.
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Walks in room. Licks eyebrows. Walks out. That's why my eyebrows are wet! |
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Walks in room. Licks eyebrows. Walks out. That's why my eyebrows are wet! 
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Tell them you invented AIDS.
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walks in the room afraid to lick anything
walks out |
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Constantly refer to yourself in third person.
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Wear tin foil headgear, constantly scanning the skies
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Randomly hit buttons on your cellphone, mumble and curse "this #$@% thing NEVER pays out!"
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Wear a cape.
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Pretend you're a porn star.
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I'll tell ya what to do. Go up to her, grab her boobies, and say, "hey, wanna f***?". That impresses them every time, I promise.
 
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Walk up to her and say this, in the deepest voice you can.
Hello... I couldn't help but notice you from across the party, and... I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have... an absolutely breathtaking.. hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. |
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good manners/ethics/attitudes are the best of best to impress "US"
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Are you guys kidding.....?
None of that crap works on women. They want honesty. They want to laugh and they want to get laid...in that order. You can say anything you want to dodge it but, I have had a great career as a free lance slut......I know what I am talking about. |
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A collection of thoughts:
1. Good personal character and common sense 2. Selfconfident but not arrogent 3. A positive attitude 4. Has a job 5. Good hygene 6. Can hold a reasonable conversation and make her laugh: occasionally even at herself 7. Has a sensual side but not not a slave to his hormones 8. Likes to be with family and friends |
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A collection of thoughts: 1. Good personal character and common sense 2. Selfconfident but not arrogent 3. A positive attitude 4. Has a job 5. Good hygene 6. Can hold a reasonable conversation and make her laugh: occasionally even at herself 7. Has a sensual side but not not a slave to his hormones 8. Likes to be with family and friends INDEED!!! 
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Nope.
Women go for arrogant scumbags with big personality disorders. Think I am wrong? Ask any woman about her ex. I know cause I am one of them. My Achillies heel is that I am actually a good man beneath the arrogance.....That is what always screwed me. |
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Apparently, if you try to talk a woman into doing your friend a solid and having sex with them, she'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.   what????? um no. geez is this ever WHACK |
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