Topic: ways to impress women
kre8karma's photo
Thu 07/14/11 10:03 PM
Edited by kre8karma on Thu 07/14/11 10:04 PM
Here's one---in a bar, wait til she gets up to dance then steal her drink. Be there drinking it when she returns...true story....it WILL make an impression...that's probably dated tho, women don't leave their drinks lying around anymore in bars,do they?

kc0003's photo
Thu 07/14/11 10:04 PM

Here's one---in a bar, wait til she gets up to dance then steal her drink. Be there drinking it when she returns...true story....it WILL make an impression...that's probably dated tho, women don't leave their drinks lying around anymore in bars,do they?


i'll let you know this weekend...

Jack0fHearts87's photo
Thu 07/14/11 10:24 PM
When you get to be my age and still have the same jeans from high school days, I'll worry about you.laugh

Haha, nah... They usually wear out past salvation in about five or six years.

Something clever that I thought to do for a pick-up gimmick is for bikers. Get a combination chain and lock her bike, even if she already has one securing her bike. Then when she can't get the lock off, help her out and "take a lucky guess." It'd be even more clever if the 4-digit lock is the last 4 to your phone number laugh

YourIceCreamMan's photo
Thu 07/14/11 10:31 PM

When you get to be my age and still have the same jeans from high school days, I'll worry about you.laugh

Haha, nah... They usually wear out past salvation in about five or six years.

Something clever that I thought to do for a pick-up gimmick is for bikers. Get a combination chain and lock her bike, even if she already has one securing her bike. Then when she can't get the lock off, help her out and "take a lucky guess." It'd be even more clever if the 4-digit lock is the last 4 to your phone number laugh

LOL, I'm not sure about women, however that sounds a bit creepy. However, I do enjoy the creativity! LOL

Jack0fHearts87's photo
Thu 07/14/11 10:58 PM
haha, yes it would take a very light-spirited girl; one who could take a joke well. I originally thought of it as a prank to pull on someone you don't like; lock his/her bike up with several chains! lol

YourIceCreamMan's photo
Thu 07/14/11 11:00 PM

haha, yes it would take a very light-spirited girl; one who could take a joke well. I originally thought of it as a prank to pull on someone you don't like; lock his/her bike up with several chains! lol

Now that? That I like!!! LOL

- Josh

kre8karma's photo
Fri 07/15/11 05:47 AM

When you get to be my age and still have the same jeans from high school days, I'll worry about you.laugh

Haha, nah... They usually wear out past salvation in about five or six years.

Something clever that I thought to do for a pick-up gimmick is for bikers. Get a combination chain and lock her bike, even if she already has one securing her bike. Then when she can't get the lock off, help her out and "take a lucky guess." It'd be even more clever if the 4-digit lock is the last 4 to your phone number laugh
Could work as a gullibility screening tool as well...

kre8karma's photo
Fri 07/15/11 05:50 AM

When you get to be my age and still have the same jeans from high school days, I'll worry about you.laugh

Haha, nah... They usually wear out past salvation in about five or six years.

Something clever that I thought to do for a pick-up gimmick is for bikers. Get a combination chain and lock her bike, even if she already has one securing her bike. Then when she can't get the lock off, help her out and "take a lucky guess." It'd be even more clever if the 4-digit lock is the last 4 to your phone number laugh
six years? C'mon man, you're an ART student, I KNOW you are more creative than that...I'm looking for at least a ten year jeans commitment. Otherwise,those jeans are just gonna feel used and thrown away.tears
rofl

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Fri 07/15/11 07:23 AM
Are we talking about first impressions or just impressions in general?

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Fri 07/15/11 09:29 AM
Tell her there and then, that if she doesn't give you sex, right now, she should leave.

Demand she wears a short skirt.

Make her pay for the date.


:P

Jack0fHearts87's photo
Fri 07/15/11 12:02 PM
I'm looking for at least a ten year jeans commitment.


Ah, but sadly a military lifestyle ruins many things :/

Totage's photo
Fri 07/15/11 12:06 PM

Are we talking about first impressions or just impressions in general?


IDK, but dirty dancing always leaves good impressions. oops

Totage's photo
Fri 07/15/11 02:47 PM

Niceladyrealy's photo
Fri 07/15/11 02:49 PM
Rather ask a woman.dont be late. Gifts are nice .complements are accepted. Do nnott ask 4 sex.telher uwantowaitilyour maried. Help her wither goals an be honest dönt cheat

Totage's photo
Fri 07/15/11 03:00 PM
It was pretty clever. :tongue:

indianadave4's photo
Fri 07/15/11 06:44 PM

Rather ask a woman.dont be late. Gifts are nice .complements are accepted. Do nnott ask 4 sex.telher uwantowaitilyour maried. Help her wither goals an be honest dönt cheat


Don't be late?????

A suggestion for women.

kre8karma's photo
Fri 07/15/11 06:47 PM


Rather ask a woman.dont be late. Gifts are nice .complements are accepted. Do nnott ask 4 sex.telher uwantowaitilyour maried. Help her wither goals an be honest dönt cheat


Don't be late?????

A suggestion for women.
Yeah, but it takes a lot of time to get all prettied up so we can fool you into thinking we always look that way. Doesn't matter how early we start, still gotta change the outfit a minimum of 5 times. :tongue: OOPS, I've said too much.............

capri01's photo
Fri 07/15/11 07:10 PM
Treat her like a lady but if she doesn't appreciate this, move on to one that will drinker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPUsQDm-HQY

lulu24's photo
Mon 07/18/11 05:45 AM
Reminder, guys: Let's keep this civil. Our rules do not allow users to attack each other.

Lori
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Mon 07/18/11 09:46 AM

Reminder, guys: Let's keep this civil. Our rules do not allow users to attack each other.

Lori
Mingle2 Moderator


Sorry Lori, my sense of humor sucks as usual. flowerforyou