Topic: ways to impress women
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Thu 08/11/11 10:31 PM



Wear a shirt that is just FULL of holes that you've had since high school? What says "commitment" more than your loyalty to that shirt?


Heheh, I actually do that with my jeans...


Now this girl knows what time it is that's y she's not wastin her time online , instead shes out there and getting herself some dudes
Why, Thank You, Good Sir ! AND WELCOME ~! waving

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Thu 08/11/11 10:37 PM
I think I'm a pretty nice guy but I have to admit that I think it's been used against me by some women before.it's most likely more my fault though because at first I come across as shy.maybe lacking confidence?I'm not sure..but I think most women want a guy that comes across as confident..and pretty much understandably so.

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Thu 08/11/11 10:37 PM





I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer.


I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew.
enlighten me.
I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.


this makes u sound as tho u have a lot of hostility toward women

you are a pretty big red flag all the way around, bud

and your honesty sounds a little like the disguised bragging of a man who really does not see females as people

Just to promote the understanding of what out of context means, if you or her took the time to read every word you quoted you'll notice the adjective right before nice guy, it's kinda important if you'd like to know the relevency of your and hers' argument about my ability to grasp the concept of kindness. However, don't let that keep me from being a red flag to you- better stay away this one's no good for you. I am a conisseur of the English language though, so please, if she was to kind, break me off proper hotrod. I'll give you some motivation, I'm only defending myself because I value the opinion of the women on this website who are real. I place no value in the women on this site who are ready to hate because they're unable to wrap their mind around the concept of an adjective.

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Thu 08/11/11 10:43 PM

offtopic tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious :cry: Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course---
Ways to Impress Women
Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter"

If you are driving, drive really fast

Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?)

Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about

Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up

Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that!

But I'm not bitter................tongue2



Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister.

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Thu 08/11/11 10:46 PM

I think I'm a pretty nice guy but I have to admit that I think it's been used against me by some women before.it's most likely more my fault though because at first I come across as shy.maybe lacking confidence?I'm not sure..but I think most women want a guy that comes across as confident..and pretty much understandably so.
Aw, Artifistic A....now I gotta be serious for a second too. I'll probably get flamed for being a hippo-crit, but your story touched me..... I'm shy too. Don't laugh--it's true. Somebody once gave me some good advice---sometimes you just got to fake confident to get to truly confident. Confidence IS sexy in guys. Just don't cross the line from confident to "cocky" or full of yourself which is so NOT sexy. Set some boundaries in advance so that you don't get used or feel used and you'll do just great.

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Thu 08/11/11 10:50 PM


offtopic tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious :cry: Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course---
Ways to Impress Women
Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter"

If you are driving, drive really fast

Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?)

Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about

Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up

Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that!

But I'm not bitter................tongue2



Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister.
Seemed like the least I could do after that crack I made about your brakes on the other thread.blushing This has been one of my favorite threads and tears sob I don't want to see it end

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Thu 08/11/11 11:03 PM
Okay, I guess I need to clarify that this is just a joke so nobody thinks it applies- ask them if they have herpes yet.

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Thu 08/11/11 11:08 PM
Before you ask them out, ask them if they put out on the first date.

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Thu 08/11/11 11:10 PM
Ask them how much they make a year.

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Thu 08/11/11 11:29 PM
thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol

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Fri 08/12/11 12:48 AM

thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol

Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful.

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Fri 08/12/11 12:52 AM
Tell her ," I have a bucket of chicken, a forty, and two paper cups.Interested?"

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Fri 08/12/11 01:22 AM


Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes....
but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man.


Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes.


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: mg you kill me with your comments!

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Fri 08/12/11 04:19 AM




Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders.

Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/
Women aren't known for always saying what they think. Human beings for that matter seem to be hung up on being politically correct.


Men arent known for saying anything about their thoughts. I dont think folks are 'hung up' on pc. I think they just dont want to offend people. Praps that is not always useful, however.

I would much rather be "offended " than trying to always be a mind reader. Also if I did something wrong I wish they would just tell me rather than the childless little silent treatment. Which to me is not very fair. .


Exactly. I don't want to guess at what the problem is. I expect someone to tell me what's going on.

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Fri 08/12/11 07:56 AM


thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol

Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful.
A: I think he's being serious here. From what I can tell, that's a rare thing, so listen up.LOL. But I know what you are saying about how hard it can be, sometimes you get shot down or ladies (men in my case) just don't "get" you and rather than let the feeling of rejection discourage you or make you feel less great about yourself, you have to realize that person wasn't right for you--- try with somebody else, to get past the hurt feelings to find somebody who will appreciate you and build your confidence that way. BTW-you weren't whining. It IS hard at first. Eventually, you'll be surprised at how bold/outgoing you can be....and how often it will work out for you! (I'm actually not just talking about dating at this point as I don't have the experience in that area--just getting past shyness) Good luck !

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Fri 08/12/11 08:13 AM



Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes....
but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man.


Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes.


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: mg you kill me with your comments!


Why thank ya darlin!

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Fri 08/12/11 05:02 PM
Tell them you're trying to give yourself a nickname, but you don't want to be the only person calling themself that, so if she called you that too, other people might join in. From now on call you Big Daddy.

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Fri 08/12/11 05:13 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Fri 08/12/11 05:29 PM




It takes all types, no two people are the same. What may be one woman's "style" may not be another's. Taking this into account, there cannot be correct statements made for the general populace such as "all women prefer [blank]." I have known dominant women, I have known submissive women. Women who truly prefer jack-a**es and women who prefer someone chivalrous. This is why it's so important to actually listen, even if it's not face to face.

That, and it doesn't help to know the type you're looking for. If you're a guy looking for a women who is more caring, then don't waste time on girls who want you to treat them like crap.
You have a right to your own view of humanity, however simplistic. I just think it applies to the real world. It's not that I don't listen, it's just that I realize few women are even honest with themselves about what they really want. I want a caring person, I just don't want to feel suffocated. Most women probably feel the same way. The problem is thinking that someone is either a jack*** or chivalrous. There are many magnificent shades of grey in between.


and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think?

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.



well you can't have it both ways, if you are gifted as a jerk, then that is what you are - if u have the capacity and use it

that is what u are - if you can act it , think it , feel it, that's what u r

time perhaps to decide if that is what u wish to continue to be....just a thought

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Fri 08/12/11 06:00 PM



Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes....
but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man.


Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes.


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: mg you kill me with your comments!


Also you should P and a J in your name...laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 08/12/11 06:21 PM
PLays guitar.....check
Piercing blue eyes...........check
Witty sense of humor.......check
p and j in my name...........uncheck I have a j and p in my name.tears