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Wear a shirt that is just FULL of holes that you've had since high school? What says "commitment" more than your loyalty to that shirt? Heheh, I actually do that with my jeans... Now this girl knows what time it is that's y she's not wastin her time online , instead shes out there and getting herself some dudes 
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I think I'm a pretty nice guy but I have to admit that I think it's been used against me by some women before.it's most likely more my fault though because at first I come across as shy.maybe lacking confidence?I'm not sure..but I think most women want a guy that comes across as confident..and pretty much understandably so.
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer. I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew. this makes u sound as tho u have a lot of hostility toward women you are a pretty big red flag all the way around, bud and your honesty sounds a little like the disguised bragging of a man who really does not see females as people Just to promote the understanding of what out of context means, if you or her took the time to read every word you quoted you'll notice the adjective right before nice guy, it's kinda important if you'd like to know the relevency of your and hers' argument about my ability to grasp the concept of kindness. However, don't let that keep me from being a red flag to you- better stay away this one's no good for you. I am a conisseur of the English language though, so please, if she was to kind, break me off proper hotrod. I'll give you some motivation, I'm only defending myself because I value the opinion of the women on this website who are real. I place no value in the women on this site who are ready to hate because they're unable to wrap their mind around the concept of an adjective. |
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 tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious  Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course---
Ways to Impress Women Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter" If you are driving, drive really fast Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?) Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that! But I'm not bitter................ 
Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister. |
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I think I'm a pretty nice guy but I have to admit that I think it's been used against me by some women before.it's most likely more my fault though because at first I come across as shy.maybe lacking confidence?I'm not sure..but I think most women want a guy that comes across as confident..and pretty much understandably so. |
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tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course---
Ways to Impress Women Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter" If you are driving, drive really fast Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?) Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that! But I'm not bitter................
Thank you so much! Finally somebody who knows what satire means. You took the word right out of my mouth sister.  This has been one of my favorite threads and  sob I don't want to see it end
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Okay, I guess I need to clarify that this is just a joke so nobody thinks it applies- ask them if they have herpes yet.
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Before you ask them out, ask them if they put out on the first date.
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Ask them how much they make a year.
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thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol
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thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful. |
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Tell her ," I have a bucket of chicken, a forty, and two paper cups.Interested?"
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Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes.... but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man. Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes.  mg you kill me with your comments!
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Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders. Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/ Men arent known for saying anything about their thoughts. I dont think folks are 'hung up' on pc. I think they just dont want to offend people. Praps that is not always useful, however. I would much rather be "offended " than trying to always be a mind reader. Also if I did something wrong I wish they would just tell me rather than the childless little silent treatment. Which to me is not very fair. . Exactly. I don't want to guess at what the problem is. I expect someone to tell me what's going on. |
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thank you kre8karma.that's cool of you to say.it's just kind of hard for me I guess cause I'm not the best conversationalist when it comes to meeting anyone new.I get through the basics but I'm not the type to just ask a girl for her phone#when I meet her or ask if she wants to"hook up"sometime.I guess I pretty much know the answer to my problem but sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be worth it lol okay I'll stop whining now lol Fake it till you get it. When you meet a woman whose personality you dig, try just complimenting her first. Don't censor yourself, if you think she's pretty, tell her so and tell her why. Or maybe she has a sexy voice, tell her she has a soothing voice. Or maybe she's really intelligent, you could say she's a pretty smart chick. If you are shy and you blush a little bit when you compliment her, chances are she'll think it's cute, I used to be a blusher and a lot of women would respond by telling me I was blushing and trying to make me blush more, which is a good thing; but the quicker you realize that complimenting someone is nothing to be embarrassed about, the better. If she looks deep in your eyes, you're in; if she acts uncomfortable when you compliment her, don't bother asking her out, just tell her ," it's just a compliment, no worries" and you still look good in her eyes. The fact you complimented her but didn't ask anything might set you apart and make her think twice as long as you don't get resentful. |
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Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes.... but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man. Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes. mg you kill me with your comments!
Why thank ya darlin! |
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Tell them you're trying to give yourself a nickname, but you don't want to be the only person calling themself that, so if she called you that too, other people might join in. From now on call you Big Daddy.
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Fri 08/12/11 05:29 PM
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It takes all types, no two people are the same. What may be one woman's "style" may not be another's. Taking this into account, there cannot be correct statements made for the general populace such as "all women prefer [blank]." I have known dominant women, I have known submissive women. Women who truly prefer jack-a**es and women who prefer someone chivalrous. This is why it's so important to actually listen, even if it's not face to face. That, and it doesn't help to know the type you're looking for. If you're a guy looking for a women who is more caring, then don't waste time on girls who want you to treat them like crap. and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think? My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well. well you can't have it both ways, if you are gifted as a jerk, then that is what you are - if u have the capacity and use it that is what u are - if you can act it , think it , feel it, that's what u r time perhaps to decide if that is what u wish to continue to be....just a thought |
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Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes.... but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man. Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes. mg you kill me with your comments!
Also you should P and a J in your name... 
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PLays guitar.....check
Piercing blue eyes...........check Witty sense of humor.......check p and j in my name...........uncheck I have a j and p in my name.
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