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Have a large menis. Is that a name you gave yours? No, mine's Elvis. well Elvis dead try Rocky or sparky or even better big guy  I bet "big guy" would give everyone the idea that it's pretty little.   well not what I meant - honestly I have NO idea poor sufful we pick on him too much
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Tue 08/23/11 08:08 AM
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Heres a few good openers
 ^^Do this instead of shaking her hand as you introduce yourself. Where this on a shirt-  |
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Have a large menis. Is that a name you gave yours? No, mine's Elvis. well Elvis dead try Rocky or sparky or even better big guy I bet "big guy" would give everyone the idea that it's pretty little. well not what I meant - honestly I have NO idea poor sufful we pick on him too much |
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Have a large menis. Is that a name you gave yours? No, mine's Elvis. well Elvis dead try Rocky or sparky or even better big guy I bet "big guy" would give everyone the idea that it's pretty little. well not what I meant - honestly I have NO idea poor sufful we pick on him too much Jealous of my impeccable masculinity? |
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No worries, who wouldn't be. Some trip and fall, while others trip and turn it into a beautiful dance. ; )
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Elvis speaks for himself. :)
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Tell them you're a spy for the C.I.A.
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Edited by
msharmony
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Mon 09/12/11 07:12 PM
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer. Id say, women can be as shallow as men. And if a guy has enough of the physical attributes they seek, nice or not,, they are gonna be interested. Just like many guys have their physical attributes they find 'hot' and if a woman who fits them shows them interest, she can be sweet as candy or a dominatrix, and they will still feel flattered and have an initial interest in return Average folk like me, have to be much more conscience about our personality and how we come across....and I could not be a witch and get the time of day,, |
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cautious, that not all women are impressed with the same things
what one sees as a compliment the other sees as an insult,,,there is really no one size fits all,, it gets pretty confusing unless you try to understand them as INDIVIDUALS with individual experiences instead of as a collective |
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer. Id say, women can be as shallow as men. And if a guy has enough of the physical attributes they seek, nice or not,, they are gonna be interested. Just like many guys have their physical attributes they find 'hot' and if a woman who fits them shows them interest, she can be sweet as candy or a dominatrix, and they will still feel flattered and have an initial interest in return Average folk like me, have to be much more conscience about our personality and how we come across....and I could not be a witch and get the time of day,, In all reality what I do is try to be brutally honest, so I can still be nice when appropriate, then turn around and say some real **** to someone who needs to here it. I'm a little bit chubby, so it gives me a nice edge. It kinda fits in with the whole,"if you gotta wear it, wear it well" philosophy I've picked up over the years |
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Edited by
iam4u
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Mon 09/12/11 07:37 PM
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 IF you really want to impress a woman,,,treat HER,,,,like YOU LIKE TO BE treated,,, WELL,,except for that thought of her throwing you down and ripping your clothes off,,,NOT that thought......  Faking who YOU ARE is NOT A TURN ON for EITHER SEX to ACT,,,,Be your self and be kind and respectful,,the REST should just HAPPEN.. As far as being ROMANTIC OR NOT,,THATS ALL IN YOUR PERSON,,you have it,,,or you don't,,,and either way,,,THE REAL YOU HAS TO COME OUT SOMETIME AND BE,,,,SO WHY BE ARTIFICIAL in any of your actions,,,to impress is NOT something one can copy,,,it HAS TO BE MADE IN YOUR MIND to do....SURE FLOWERS ARE COOL,,or a small gift or maybe a special dinner out,,,or IN,,,BUT,,,IN THERE ALL,,,Its the NACK,,the POSE,,,the way you show them it and YOU are REALLY LIKE THIS.. I once wrote I LOVE YOU in a giant football field filled with a new fallen snow of about eight inces,,just as BIG as the field was,I made them letters...,I asked her to take a drive with me,,as we drove to the top of a hill,,still hiding THAT,,then I said,,OK,,we're here!,,and she said HUH?,,what?,,and I said,,I want to show you something I found here,,,and rolloing her eyes as I took her hand getting out we stepped up upon that rise,,looking over that field,,and I said,,I found this in my heart for you,,,so I wrote it out down there,,so I wouldn't forget..,,SHE LOVED IT,,oh,,and me,,,,,lol Whatever YOU can SEE in your thoughts,,as something she would just flip over to have done,,,,THATS IT !!!!!just do that,,and watch her heart smile....  
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Humor. That is what it is really is all about! It is what separates us from animals.
 Good job OP. 
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. Its pretty easy to start crabbing on people for not being your dream come true. Then you get over it and try again. Truest thing I've heard from ya yet sis!  (Be flattered, I don't hand out many flowers.) |
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I find picking my nose in front of them always impresses them
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date." |
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date." Well, he's married to Tipper. What does he know? I enjoy Hugh Hefners 'inventions.' An inspiration for anyone looking for love. Madly in love, and with, not one, but three! And all blond with boob jobs. And he's what, 3, 4 hundred years ol? How do you give up in the wake of success like that? Move to Indiana. |
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date." I thought Al Gore invented the internet.  But what do I know, I can see Russia from my porch. Wanna impress me? Tell me I have the most incredible......mind.
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date." I thought Al Gore invented the internet. But what do I know, I can see Russia from my porch. Wanna impress me? Tell me I have the most incredible......mind. I figured, what the hell, if I wrote a book for her, that ought to do the trick. Well, it did -- for almost a whole year....! Back to the drawing board. Uh, writing board. |
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Its easy to give up on love if youre having trouble finding it. This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date." I thought Al Gore invented the internet. But what do I know, I can see Russia from my porch. Wanna impress me? Tell me I have the most incredible......mind. [ /quote]I DID,,,and then you showed me an incredible KICK to my chin, and said,,,,YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY NAILS,,,,,I PAINTED THEM YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,,,,,,,,  sorry........ But Chrissy,,,WHO here does NOT know,,,you DO have a very incredible mind,,,,because YOU have some GREAT friends..... |
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IF you really want to impress a woman,,,treat HER,,,,like YOU LIKE TO BE treated,,, WELL,,except for that thought of her throwing you down and ripping your clothes off,,,NOT that thought...... Faking who YOU ARE is NOT A TURN ON for EITHER SEX to ACT,,,,Be your self and be kind and respectful,,the REST should just HAPPEN.. As far as being ROMANTIC OR NOT,,THATS ALL IN YOUR PERSON,,you have it,,,or you don't,,,and either way,,,THE REAL YOU HAS TO COME OUT SOMETIME AND BE,,,,SO WHY BE ARTIFICIAL in any of your actions,,,to impress is NOT something one can copy,,,it HAS TO BE MADE IN YOUR MIND to do....SURE FLOWERS ARE COOL,,or a small gift or maybe a special dinner out,,,or IN,,,BUT,,,IN THERE ALL,,,Its the NACK,,the POSE,,,the way you show them it and YOU are REALLY LIKE THIS.. I once wrote I LOVE YOU in a giant football field filled with a new fallen snow of about eight inces,,just as BIG as the field was,I made them letters...,I asked her to take a drive with me,,as we drove to the top of a hill,,still hiding THAT,,then I said,,OK,,we're here!,,and she said HUH?,,what?,,and I said,,I want to show you something I found here,,,and rolloing her eyes as I took her hand getting out we stepped up upon that rise,,looking over that field,,and I said,,I found this in my heart for you,,,so I wrote it out down there,,so I wouldn't forget..,,SHE LOVED IT,,oh,,and me,,,,,lol Whatever YOU can SEE in your thoughts,,as something she would just flip over to have done,,,,THATS IT !!!!!just do that,,and watch her heart smile.... I love your vignettes.  YOUR the FIRST woman who has EVER told me that. Thank you,,,and by the way,,,YOURS isn't bad either,,,
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