well not what I meant - honestly I have NO idea

poor sufful

we pick on him too much

Heres a few good openers


^^Do this instead of shaking her hand as you introduce yourself.

Where this on a shirt-

Jealous of my impeccable masculinity?

No worries, who wouldn't be. Some trip and fall, while others trip and turn it into a beautiful dance. ; )

Elvis speaks for himself. :)

Tell them you're a spy for the C.I.A.

Id say, women can be as shallow as men.

And if a guy has enough of the physical attributes they seek, nice or not,, they are gonna be interested.


Just like many guys have their physical attributes they find 'hot' and if a woman who fits them shows them interest, she can be sweet as candy or a dominatrix, and they will still feel flattered and have an initial interest in return

Average folk like me, have to be much more conscience about our personality and how we come across....and I could not be a witch and get the time of day,,

cautious, that not all women are impressed with the same things

what one sees as a compliment the other sees as an insult,,,there is really no one size fits all,, it gets pretty confusing unless you try to understand them as INDIVIDUALS with individual experiences instead of as a collective

In all reality what I do is try to be brutally honest, so I can still be nice when appropriate, then turn around and say some real **** to someone who needs to here it. I'm a little bit chubby, so it gives me a nice edge. It kinda fits in with the whole,"if you gotta wear it, wear it well" philosophy I've picked up over the years

IF you really want to impress a woman,,,treat HER,,,,like YOU LIKE TO BE treated,,,
WELL,,except for that thought of her throwing you down and ripping your clothes off,,,NOT that thought......

Faking who YOU ARE is NOT A TURN ON for EITHER SEX to ACT,,,,Be your self and be kind and respectful,,the REST should just HAPPEN..

As far as being ROMANTIC OR NOT,,THATS ALL IN YOUR PERSON,,you have it,,,or you don't,,,and either way,,,THE REAL YOU HAS TO COME OUT SOMETIME AND BE,,,,SO WHY BE ARTIFICIAL in any of your actions,,,to impress is NOT something one can copy,,,it HAS TO BE MADE IN YOUR MIND to do....SURE FLOWERS ARE COOL,,or a small gift or maybe a special dinner out,,,or IN,,,BUT,,,IN THERE ALL,,,Its the NACK,,the POSE,,,the way you show them it and YOU are REALLY LIKE THIS..
I once wrote I LOVE YOU in a giant football field filled with a new fallen snow of about eight inces,,just as BIG as the field was,I made them letters...,I asked her to take a drive with me,,as we drove to the top of a hill,,still hiding THAT,,then I said,,OK,,we're here!,,and she said HUH?,,what?,,and I said,,I want to show you something I found here,,,and rolloing her eyes as I took her hand getting out we stepped up upon that rise,,looking over that field,,and I said,,I found this in my heart for you,,,so I wrote it out down there,,so I wouldn't forget..,,SHE LOVED IT,,oh,,and me,,,,,lol
Whatever YOU can SEE in your thoughts,,as something she would just flip over to have done,,,,THATS IT !!!!!just do that,,and watch her heart smile....

Humor. That is what it is really is all about! It is what separates us from animals.

Good job OP.

Truest thing I've heard from ya yet sis!
(Be flattered, I don't hand out many flowers.)

I find picking my nose in front of them always impresses them

This is why Al Gore invented the concept of the "Expiration Date."

Move to Indiana.

I thought Al Gore invented the internet. But what do I know, I can see Russia from my porch.

Wanna impress me? Tell me I have the most incredible......mind.

I figured, what the hell, if I wrote a book for her, that ought to do the trick.

Well, it did -- for almost a whole year....!

Back to the drawing board. Uh, writing board.

WOW


YOUR the FIRST woman who has EVER told me that.



Thank you,,,and by the way,,,YOURS isn't bad either,,,