Unless you are married to Vanilla Ice Or Kid Rock...I hereby forbid you from ever using the word "whack" again. I go through this same conversation with my Dad over the word "Bling"


You are too damned white....stop it.....I only say it cause I lov ya.

And then promptly ask them what made those individuals an "ex." I can guarantee you it wasn't for buying her flowers.

Of course, this only is my opinion. Overall, I feel there are three types of men:

1. Nice guys. His mother taught him that to attract a woman you have to:
a. Open the door for her
b. Hold her coat
c. Never argue with her
d. Always be polite
e. Etc...
These are desirable once "one is in a relationship with a woman" but they do not teach a man how to draw her attention. I'll get heat for this but it seems the average nice guy doesn't really understand how a woman's mind works and ends up boring her.

2. Jerks and bad boys. These types have a personality disorder that happens to create circumstances that women like. They are uncontrollable, exciting, a challenge and always manipulating and triggering a woman's emotions.

3. Enlightened nice guy. Probably what most women are looking for but can't find. He is the basic nice guy with no intent on using a woman and then dumping her to the curb for a new "side of beef". This man understands how a woman's emotions can be directed and channeled to draw her towards himself if he desires a relationship. Once a woman finds one of these they can't get enough of him. He knows this but is mature enough not to take advantage of her. Chivalry does still exist.

Guess which one the Jerks and Bad Boys resent the most?

but I can't help being white

Ima nerd of suburbia

an episcopal curchian

raised at the jersy shorian

and whack is just how we white kids with computers say it

Scumbags are more appealing bwahahaha!!!!

And most guys go for empty-headed women with pretty faces and big racks, but won't always admit it once they become their "ex". Whereas women might say that their ex's are arrogant scumbags for two reasons I can think of---1) it takes away the sting of a relationship that doesn't work out or 2) they actually were or at least behaved that way towards the end of the relationship.

Before the screaming starts, that is just my opinion as a reaction to a pretty big generalization.....all due respect, Krupa, I know you aren't completely off-base,just isn't universally true.

JackOfHearts87, Hi, There's been a lot of sexism going on in these threads recently, it seems. I just wish it would die down. How does anyone expect to find a life partner if this sexism nonsense is going on? It doesn't make sense. lol :)

Excuse me!!! You might think that being HONEST --> "None of that crap works on women. " FYI, it may not be a majority win BUT there is STILL SOME over all NOT in order to get laid!!! And why most of the women go for arrogant scumbags with big personality disorders guys? Cause they're honest not PRETENDERS and ASSUMING!!!

That's so whack! There has been alot of sexism, only it has perverted itself to the point of flying into a self-righteous indignation over anything one could get offended over if taken out of context, when the thread is obviously satire ( did you think I consider wearing a cape or inventing AIDS to be a turn-on for women?) Nobody's wife, I do dig your take on honesty, that's why I have to be serious and break it down with brutal honesty once in a while. Any woman who took offence at this thread achieved nothing more than mental masturbation. I may have an odd sense of humor, but at least I get jokes. Here's a way to impress men ladies-don't take yourself too seriously, nobody finds it impressive unless they share your passion for psychological self-gratification. Cheers!

Playing guitar usually helps and Piercing blue eyes....
but if you cant provide that, then a good sense of whitty humor on the fly usually does wonders for a man.

Well let me set my martin down here while I read the funnies with my blue eyes.

Unfortunately, this one had an element of truth however. While I wouldn't suggest this tactic, unless she let's you have sex with her friends too ( believe it or not open relationships do exist), despite this, when I was 17 I tried this tactic on a girl who followed me around despite me not wanting her and she still followed me like a puppy dog, but what I regret most is that I had sex with a woman I really wasn't interested in. Unfortunately this wasn't the last time I acted like a slut, 21-26 was a period of meaningless one-night stand's with the only real relationship being a f-buddy, but to appreciate this you would have to understand I had a critically broken heart because I loved a woman too much, and whilst I wasn't available emotionally, I still had physical needs. 7 years later I've healed and grown, but representing myself as a romantic to someone I have no real desire of their affections isn't who I want to be. If I meet a woman who intrigues my mind and body, I'm very capable of putting her on a pedestal despite the knowledge I gained during my sluttiness that if a woman doesn't think she can get you it drives her crazy, but men unfortunately are subject to the same laws of nature. Sucks all the way around, but what can you do?

Now this girl knows what time it is that's y she's not wastin her time online , instead shes out there and getting herself some dudes

I think I can totally guarantee that klc is 100% correct and stating her case in language that is far too kind

this makes u sound as tho u have a lot of hostility toward women

you are a pretty big red flag all the way around, bud

and your honesty sounds a little like the disguised bragging of a man who really does not see females as people

and you have talked to "most women" to find out what they think?

I would much rather be "offended " than trying to always be a mind reader. Also if I did something wrong I wish they would just tell me rather than the childless little silent treatment. Which to me is not very fair. .

My research consisted originally of polling all the women at a keg party. I asked,"which would you prefer, a nice guy or an *******?" All the women except one said *******. I've asked female friends since then, and aside from speculations about the male anatomy based on men's behavior, they also said they wanted a man who would not suffocate them and never stand up to them in an argument. There's only been 6 women in my life I would ever consider settling down with and they would all have said nice guy because they didn't buy into the nice guy stereotypes (one of them was the lone nice guy afficianado at that same previously mentioned keg party.) Sarah, the groovy keg party princess, broke it down for me. She suggested that the reason most said *** was not only because of their age (it was a college party and most of the women were between 18 and 20), but because they were shallow as well. I really am a sweetheart when dealing with friends ( due to stereotypes I'll refrain from calling myself a nice guy) by personality, and women who respond to my usual disposition are the keepers, however, the one's who want an *** are in luck, because I'm really gifted in that department as well.

tsk, tsk, tsk, what has HAPPENED to this thread? Sigh...so much for my attempts to escape my humdrum day and have a laugh....SO serious Let me see if I can make one last vain attempt to steer us all back on course---
Ways to Impress Women
Hit on the waiter during your date. Yes, I said "Waiter"

If you are driving, drive really fast

Offer to take the garbage out (hey! How did that sneak in here?)

Insist that the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about

Before you meet, ask her to describe herself so you can compare her physically to your ex. Describe to her how she (er) stacks up

Insist that the first date be at your house, because you're an honorable gentleman and to H-e-doublehockeystix to any woman who doesn't trust you enough to believe that!

But I'm not bitter................