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A collection of random ideas.
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Women love it when you complement them. Be sure to mention that you plan on having sex with them immediately.
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Be sure to mention if you're circumcized. If you're not, spend a great deal of time giving a detailed account of how you keep hygienic.
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Women often say chivalry is dead. Rebuke this stereotype by telling your date to get a job, popping out babies isn't enough to get by in this world. If she does have a job, laugh and say it isn't a career.
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When a woman says that she can't find a nice guy it's because she's shallow. She obviously never gives nice guys a chance. If you act like a jerk, she'll assume you're well endowed.
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Apparently, if you try to talk a woman into doing your friend a solid and having sex with them, she'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.
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So, you're happy there?
At the ends of the earth with the cheater? Way to go. |
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So, you're happy there? At the ends of the earth with the cheater? Way to go. My comments are purely satire, meant to create a hyperbole. I tried to get rid of a woman like that once, however, and she just got more sprung. If a woman cared about me enough to throw a little pitynook towards one of my friends who was in a bad place just for me, I probably wouldn't consider her to be a cheater; but in all fairness, I haven't always been known as a one woman guy. |
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer.
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer. I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew. |
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Edited by
Jack0fHearts87
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Thu 07/14/11 01:24 PM
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Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders.
Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/ |
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I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer. I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew. |
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Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders. Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/ |
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I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that. Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception. |
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Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders. Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/ Men arent known for saying anything about their thoughts. I dont think folks are 'hung up' on pc. I think they just dont want to offend people. Praps that is not always useful, however. I'm not saying that men are in anyway superior to women. We each have our own faults and peculiarities, to pretend we didn't would be detrimental. |
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I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that. Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception. Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean. No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys. |
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I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that. Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception. Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean. No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys. since I am one, I can assure you that you are mistaken. I know what I respect and what I do not. |
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I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that. Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception. Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean. No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys. since I am one, I can assure you that you are mistaken. I know what I respect and what I do not. Its your choice to be with the women sporting the qualities you describe. I have never found it complimentary when men dis women then say that I am the exception. If you truly knew the mind of these women in their 20's, you would be with one. |
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Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!
I'm sorry, but how is making an assumption of your personality and preference based on statements you've made and likely elements from your profile sexist? |
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Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!
I'm sorry, but how is making an assumption of your personality and preference based on statements you've made and likely elements from your profile sexist? |
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