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Topic: ways to impress women
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Thu 07/14/11 11:49 AM
A collection of random ideas.

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Thu 07/14/11 11:51 AM
Women love it when you complement them. Be sure to mention that you plan on having sex with them immediately.


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Thu 07/14/11 11:55 AM
Be sure to mention if you're circumcized. If you're not, spend a great deal of time giving a detailed account of how you keep hygienic.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:01 PM
Women often say chivalry is dead. Rebuke this stereotype by telling your date to get a job, popping out babies isn't enough to get by in this world. If she does have a job, laugh and say it isn't a career.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:05 PM
When a woman says that she can't find a nice guy it's because she's shallow. She obviously never gives nice guys a chance. If you act like a jerk, she'll assume you're well endowed.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:08 PM
Apparently, if you try to talk a woman into doing your friend a solid and having sex with them, she'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:33 PM
So, you're happy there?
At the ends of the earth with the cheater?
Way to go.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:46 PM

So, you're happy there?
At the ends of the earth with the cheater?
Way to go.

My comments are purely satire, meant to create a hyperbole. I tried to get rid of a woman like that once, however, and she just got more sprung. If a woman cared about me enough to throw a little pitynook towards one of my friends who was in a bad place just for me, I probably wouldn't consider her to be a cheater; but in all fairness, I haven't always been known as a one woman guy.

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Thu 07/14/11 12:53 PM
I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer.

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Thu 07/14/11 01:18 PM


I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer.


I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew.
enlighten me.

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Thu 07/14/11 01:24 PM
Edited by Jack0fHearts87 on Thu 07/14/11 01:24 PM
Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders.

Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/

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Thu 07/14/11 01:32 PM



I can truly say that women don't really give nice guys the time of day though. I can be nice and get treated like dirt. It's only when I behave like less than a gentleman, that women appreciate any kindness I offer.


I think I can promise you that your perception of nice and the typical womans perception of nice are askew.
enlighten me.
I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.

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Thu 07/14/11 01:37 PM

Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders.

Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/
Women aren't known for always saying what they think. Human beings for that matter seem to be hung up on being politically correct.

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Thu 07/14/11 01:52 PM


I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.


Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception.
The long line of women who thought they could get away with abusing my kindness led me to believe that most women really think nice=pushover.

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Thu 07/14/11 02:00 PM



Hmm.. I can appreciate sarcasm and satire, but I find that simply listening works wonders.

Now if only I could do something about my damnable memory :/
Women aren't known for always saying what they think. Human beings for that matter seem to be hung up on being politically correct.


Men arent known for saying anything about their thoughts. I dont think folks are 'hung up' on pc. I think they just dont want to offend people. Praps that is not always useful, however.

I'm not saying that men are in anyway superior to women. We each have our own faults and peculiarities, to pretend we didn't would be detrimental.

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Thu 07/14/11 02:04 PM




I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.


Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception.
The long line of women who thought they could get away with abusing my kindness led me to believe that most women really think nice=pushover.


Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean.

No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys.

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Thu 07/14/11 02:12 PM






I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.


Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception.
The long line of women who thought they could get away with abusing my kindness led me to believe that most women really think nice=pushover.


Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean.

No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys.

since I am one, I can assure you that you are mistaken. I know what I respect and what I do not.
I'm sure you're more mature than the typical women I've had experience with. If you ask a woman in her 20's if she would rather have a nice guy or jerk and she answered honestly, 95% would say jerk.

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Thu 07/14/11 02:57 PM








I just think the stereotypical nice guy is a pushover who would never stand up to a woman. People ,for the most part, don't respect that. I don't let anyone walk all over me, but if you ask any of my friends, women included, they'll tell you I have a heart of gold. However, me and my friends thinking I'm a nice guy doesn't mean anything. The term nice guy is just a term used to limit men to the definition set by women, and I will have no part in that.


Exactly. So who told you nice=pushover. I think you solved your own misconception.
The long line of women who thought they could get away with abusing my kindness led me to believe that most women really think nice=pushover.


Thats not 'women dont like nice guys', thats 'you have experience with abusive women looking for pushovers'. Nice does not equal pushover ol' bean.

No, it's more like, women don't respect nice guys.

since I am one, I can assure you that you are mistaken. I know what I respect and what I do not.
I'm sure you're more mature than the typical women I've had experience with. If you ask a woman in her 20's if she would rather have a nice guy or jerk and she answered honestly, 95% would say jerk.


Its your choice to be with the women sporting the qualities you describe. I have never found it complimentary when men dis women then say that I am the exception. If you truly knew the mind of these women in their 20's, you would be with one.
I'm not dissing women, just pointing out an inconsistency. And who say's I don't still possess the affections of many women in their 20's. That's why I'll never be a one woman guy. Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!

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Thu 07/14/11 03:34 PM
Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!

I'm sorry, but how is making an assumption of your personality and preference based on statements you've made and likely elements from your profile sexist?

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Thu 07/14/11 03:52 PM

Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!

I'm sorry, but how is making an assumption of your personality and preference based on statements you've made and likely elements from your profile sexist?
I don't know. Maybe the same way people could find anything I've said to be offensive.

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