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if you can hoot with the owls at night, you better be able to scream with the eagles on the morning.
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Always keep them guessing. Keeps them on thier toes.
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Count your pennies and your dollars will take care of themselves
(True being a single mom raising 3 teens!) Wish in one hand, **** in the other...see which one fills up first |
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Sun 07/04/10 05:41 AM
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Put sh it in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first.....don't think confucious says that though.....LOL
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If you're gonna shoot a mime, use a silencer.
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I never met a phor I didn't like. Oh, good one. Me tap hors |
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Everybody likes a nice azz.
No one likes a smart azz. |
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No matter where you are in life.......There you are.
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You stink, therefore you clam.
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I think therefore I am, I think. George Carlin
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One I use at work is. "I might not be all there but that doesn't mean I am all here, either."
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Edited by
Mikey117
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Sun 07/04/10 06:15 AM
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A penis in your hand is NOT better than being twice in her bush!!!
 
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A penis in your hand is NOT better than being twice in her bush!!! Too many c*cks spoil the muff? |
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A stiffey doesnt always mean a quickey!!
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No matter where you are, there you are.
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It seems the best proverbs are not understood until after you needed the advice. Once you've been through it what the auther ment becomes clear.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade When life gives you lemons, throw them at cars passing on the freeway. |
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Has anything anyone ever told you rang true throughout your life? Like "you have to crawl before you walk" or something similiar? Has looking back at these proverbs helped you through difficult times? My Mom always said "You'll understand when you grow up and have kids of your own," so that really didn't help on any level. |
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"Edelweiss THIS you yodeling FREAKS"
just cause I think it's freegin hilarious to be bitter with the Swiss
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Look out for number one but don't step in number two.
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