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studying.."M"...studying Studying WHAT 
anatomy |
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If you kick a man when he's down, he'll probably punch you in the sack.
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"pretend everybody on the road is either blind, or out to kill you". With all due respect for your ole' man... if everyone had this attitude, we'd all drive tanks. If you got a job to deliver pizzas, but had no vehicle, you'd have a tankless job. |
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If I clear all the clams from the Surf-n-Turf buffet, am I just being shellfish.
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What if... while you slept you dreamed of picking a strange and beautiful flower..and what if when you woke the strange and beautiful flower was in your hand....what then? I would have it for breakfast or make fun of it in front of its petals. I would pluck the petals one at a time and say..he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not. If it ends up with he loves me not, I'd go back to sleep and get another one... |
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Confucius say... Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand... 
Confucius say man who screw girl on side of hill.. not on level.
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Man who go through airport turnstile sideways, might be going to Bangkok.
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Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone.
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Edited by
wux
on
Mon 07/05/10 09:23 PM
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Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Same for the space ships in those early days of space travel back in the sixties, when one man was shot up at a time. |
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Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Same for the space ships in those early days of space travel back in the sixties, when one man was shot up at a time. One man at a time works for me.... |
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No glove, no love.
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From my niece...
Uncle Joel, I really dislike that bumper sticker!!!!! "Mean people don't suck.....they're just HURT" I wept. |
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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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If you project the same images everyday, your reality will be the same everyday...
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You are the world. When you transform yourself, the world you live in will also transform...
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To laugh is to risk appearing the fool
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental To reach out for another is to risk involvement To expose your true feelings is to risk exposing your true self To place your ideas, your dreams is to risk their loss To love is to risk not being loved in return To live is to risk dying To hope is to risk despair To try is to risk failure Risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing, and is nothing. She many avoid suffering and sorrow but she simply cannot learn, feel, change or grow. Chained by his certitudes, he is a slave, he has forfeited freedom. Only a person who risks is free. |
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When someone asks, "Whatcha been up to?" You can reply, "I've just been frying an egg on a telephone pole."
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Haha...I jusst heard yesterday "Halos and Hardons" for "Wassup"
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Haha...I jusst heard yesterday "Halos and Hardons" for "Wassup" I don't think I could say that. At least, not truthfully. 
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Haha...I jusst heard yesterday "Halos and Hardons" for "Wassup" I don't think I could say that. At least, not truthfully.
unless playing some subersive horeshoe game
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