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two heads are better than one...............
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Haha...I jusst heard yesterday "Halos and Hardons" for "Wassup" I don't think I could say that. At least, not truthfully. 
unless playing some subersive horeshoe game
oh, my! I've never done that! |
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Hahaha....I love it when I don't know whether someone is being coy and/or facetious
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Stupid is as stupid does.
Life is like a box of chocolates. |
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To prevent hangover: stay drunk!
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if you cant hang with the "big dogs.....stay on the porch
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Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks...
Forest Gump |
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kill em with kindness........
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You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out, You put your right foot in And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey And you turn yourself around, That's what it's all about............ 
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The bigger they are the harder they fall.
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"Aint no f'n way you will EVER get into Heaven"
Oh man! That gets truer every damned day. |
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A woman drove me to drink and I never got to thank her for it!!! W.C. Fields!!
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Edited by
Thorb
on
Thu 07/08/10 08:06 AM
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a woman drove me to drink
now if only I can find a ride home. [by me just now] if it ain't broke ask for a donation [me again] |
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When life hands you lemons, squirt someone in the eye and run like he11!!!
I think this was George Carlin: The only person who is with us our whole lives, is ourself! Better to stay quiet and let people assume you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right! (Never quite got this one down!!! lol) Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! It's never too late to be all you can be! |
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I pulled you out of your mother, I can shove you right back in.
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"Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape."
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips  
the man was a genius. |
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