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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"My goal is to live until I die."
When they said to set achievable goals, I don't think this is what they meant. |
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This thread is cracking me up!
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"I am not in my 20s. I am not thin (not even close). I am not drop-dead gorgeous. I never have been. I never will be. I am not looking for the love of my life, a romantic attachment, or a sexual relationship. "
I think this is from the Douglas Adams school of profile writing. |
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Great Stuff.
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"If I feel myself well, everybody can see it on me and in my eyes."
Sounds kinky and messy. |
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"Serious people come around."
Yeah, if you're working at the Pentagon. |
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"If I feel myself well, everybody can see it on me and in my eyes." Sounds kinky and messy. tmi? 
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"i'm 152."
You might want to try something with quicker results. |
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"im a very humoruos girl im making fun from every thing."
Have you looked at your own spelling? |
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A guy just told me
he is stealing "bits and pieces " of my pro to put on his Hmmmm......... Does this mean...... He is me or me is he or I am him or him is I Wonder if he's stealing my measurments? 
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"unconventual divorced woman."
They let you out of the convent, huh? |
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"From next year I'll be a stewardess, so I think I will travel a lot."
Unless they make you an Elevator Stewardess or a Warehouse Stewardess or something. |
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"I'm utterly terrified of empy white boxes on random webpages."
We'll need to change your medication. |
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"So... Characterize myself... this heaviest one, and not because of that, because I would not can what to write about myself, interests nobody merely, nobody would read it through, would be unnecessary."
And yet you somehow managed to produce this. Lesson Two will be "Putting the words in some kind of order." |
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"Im stupid but good listener."
Hey, don't sell yourself short, read some of these profiles, you might be better off than you think....! |
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"i like a man who likes animals, mainly moles."
OK, I've never seen THAT in a profile before. |
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"I realized, there are too many mandatory suggestions, which I don't like."
That's a contradiction in terms, by the way. |
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"I also the type of girl that gets a horst for her fourth birthday."
Wow, you'd be the only person I know that owned a horst. The great thing about a horst.... it's always right where you left it. |
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"I am a artist, there is nothing like drinking a beer and painting."
I'm guessing you're more of an impressionist.... |
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