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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5
LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 06:22 PM
"I am one of the guys, but play the woman role well, too." At some point, it just gets confusing.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 06:36 PM
"I sometimes think that I am a good cook." "Then the dead bodies start to accumulate around the table and I begin to wonder."

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Sat 01/23/10 06:39 PM
LMAO

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 06:48 PM
"Like this crap really works..... just look at the picture and move on your way cause that's what you're going to do anyways..." When you're right, you're right....

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 06:52 PM
"OH YEAH?? oh MY GOD. this thing is stupid. it asked me if i was tryin to be funny. wow. then it says it is too short. it says i need 4 sentences. fudge. what the hell else do they want from me? my first born?" Well, sure, he could probably write a better profile.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sat 01/23/10 06:59 PM
"OH YEAH?? oh MY GOD. this thing is stupid. it asked me if i was trying to be funny. wow. then it says it is too short. it says i need 4 sentences. fudge. what the hell else do they want from me? my first born?" Well, sure, he could probably write a better profile. hey Lex,,I think they may have passed a law now,,that stops them from taking any of your family member's or body parts as what they must have before,,your eligible, or approved with them.... But don't quote me on the body parts w/o checking your local laws.....

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 07:02 PM
"OH YEAH?? oh MY GOD. this thing is stupid. it asked me if i was trying to be funny. wow. then it says it is too short. it says i need 4 sentences. fudge. what the hell else do they want from me? my first born?" Well, sure, he could probably write a better profile. hey Lex,,I think they may have passed a law now,,that stops them from taking any of your family member's or body parts as what they must have before,,your eligible, or approved with them.... But don't quote me on the body parts w/o checking your local laws..... I don't know, Terry, I've heard some pretty strange things about Kentucky....!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sat 01/23/10 07:05 PM
"OH YEAH?? oh MY GOD. this thing is stupid. it asked me if i was trying to be funny. wow. then it says it is too short. it says i need 4 sentences. fudge. what the hell else do they want from me? my first born?" Well, sure, he could probably write a better profile. hey Lex,,I think they may have passed a law now,,that stops them from taking any of your family member's or body parts as what they must have before,,your eligible, or approved with them.... But don't quote me on the body parts w/o checking your local laws..... I don't know, Terry, I've heard some pretty strange things about Kentucky....! WOW,,,I have to,,,,,,

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sat 01/23/10 07:40 PM
"OH YEAH?? oh MY GOD. this thing is stupid. it asked me if i was trying to be funny. wow. then it says it is too short. it says i need 4 sentences. fudge. what the hell else do they want from me? my first born?" Well, sure, he could probably write a better profile. hey Lex,,I think they may have passed a law now,,that stops them from taking any of your family member's or body parts as what they must have before,,your eligible, or approved with them.... But don't quote me on the body parts w/o checking your local laws..... I don't know, Terry, I've heard some pretty strange things about Kentucky....! WOW,,,I have to,,,,,, Or maybe it was West Virginia....

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:00 PM
"I'm unique because I am unique." Incontrovertible proof.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:04 PM
"looking for love look for fun no idea. mostky no idea. looooooook." I'm sure it will show up once you've used enough O's.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:08 PM
"looking for love look for fun no idea. mostky no idea. looooooook." I'm sure it will show up once you've used enough O's.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:08 PM
"this is my description field. in case you couldn't figure it out, this isn't a real account. sorry to disappoint those looking for skinny sikhs with tons of adult children from american samoa." Damn, it never works.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:09 PM
"i have brown hair hazel eyes im 5ft 3inches tall i don't work so i just stay at home and work sometimes." Well, make up your mind already.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:10 PM
"i'm just here. i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here.i'm just here." Will somebody feed the damn parrot....?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:11 PM
"i love basketball and i prefer everything not to be prefect and clean." Recursive self-fulfillment is the best.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:15 PM
"I am one sexy woman. The kind you dont find very often. Im one of a kind. Im probably the sexiest woman on here. So sorry woman I will soon get ALL of your men." What are you going to do with 70,000,000,000 nice guys and 46,000,000,000 guys holding fish?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:18 PM
"I am a liar and a cheater. Please date me. I am perfect in every way. Blah blah blah blah blah." Don't you hate it when you run into an ex on here?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:19 PM
"I am attempting to delete this profile." You're doing it wrong.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 01/25/10 04:23 PM
"i am white female with brown hair. i love my boyfriend he is the best person i ever met.. he is the best.lets go out tonight. what have you been doing. I love sports there my favorite thing to do." Another transplant from NonsequiturDating.com....