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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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Gee...did I wander into a Chinese movie? ....LOL....
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Naw Appy - you'd have to go back to the very beginning of this thread to understand. We're making fun of some of the more insane things people put in their profiles on these dating sites. This all started as an idea to "coagulate" the most glaringly idiotic statements into one atrocious profile. Lex has taken it to a higher level however and we're just having fun with it. We keep it anonymous and nothing from this site makes it in here - just to protect the guilty. 
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Naw Appy - you'd have to go back to the very beginning of this thread to understand. We're making fun of some of the more insane things people put in their profiles on these dating sites. This all started as an idea to "coagulate" the most glaringly idiotic statements into one atrocious profile. Lex has taken it to a higher level however and we're just having fun with it. We keep it anonymous and nothing from this site makes it in here - just to protect the guilty.
You mean like YOURS AD ??!! Yours is pretty silly. ;) |
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They ain't nuthin' wrong wid my porfile! |
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They ain't nuthin' wrong wid my porfile! wutevah ewe sae DA....wuhtevah u saye. |
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"I just want to be than daughter, sister, friend and mommy. Looking for someone with simaliar interests."
I can't figure out what the heck they are! |
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"Ask me about***********************************
************************************************" OK, so what's the deal with all the *s? |
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"I AM A GIRL THAT WANT TO BE A CHEMESTRY."
I think I'd like to be an anthropology. That's not easy, though. |
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"I have never been to fond of describing myself, I always like to have other people tell me how I am, they sometimes tend to give a more thruthfull idea of what we're like."
Well, I hope at least one of them mentioned the spelling thing. |
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"I hope to find an enjoy person for to walk in the beach and to do very funny things."
Walking IN the beach might be kind of funny....! Now you've done it, you've ruined a perfectly good cliche.... |
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"I AM A LITTLE BIG OLD FASHION."
Well, which is it? |
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"IAM SEACHING FOR A MAN WHO HAS A GOOD SENCE OF HUMOR,WHO WOULD LIKE A CERIUS RELACION , A WHANT A PERSON THATS HAS A ESPIRIT OF AVENTURE MY TASTE IS MAN THAT HAS BLUE,GRAY AND GREEN EYES."
Most of us only have two eyes. |
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"Everyone I tell so - accepts me as Indian"
Perhaps if you didn't wear the chaps and the cowboy hat you wouldn't have to convince them. |
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"i would like to go for coffee or to a gas station."
After we pump a few gallons of gas and clean the windows, then what? |
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"Just looking to see what is out there.Just looking to see what is out there. . .Just looking to see what is out there. Just looking to see what is out there. Just looking to see what is out there. "
I think your OCD is getting the best of you. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Fri 12/04/09 08:33 PM
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"Just looking - Board - Wasting time - Just here - Hey what ever - Sure - yep - fine - next - now you see me - maybe you dont - you may know me - maybe you dont"
If you were going for "vaguely mysterious" I think you missed. |
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"i would like to go for coffee or to a gas station." After we pump a few gallons of gas and clean the windows, then what?  With gas prices the way they are-that wouldn't exactly be a cheap date would it?
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"Looking for man for relationship
...I LOVE MY HUSBAND... IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO KNO MORE ABOUT ME JUST SIMPLY MESSAGE ME AND YOU WILL FIND OUT CAUSE IF U DONT ASK THEN ITS YOUR LOST.HEY iiF U WOULD LiiKE TO TALK JUST GiiVE ME A CALL MAii NUMBER iiS ***-***-****... PEACE OUT..."  
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Fri 12/04/09 08:50 PM
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"I can write anything here. Just like everybody else. I can tell you all sorts of nice stuff and my deeds and what I like to do and what i don't like to do. I can also write about what I have and what I don't have. I like to do everything. There you go, show me something new and i'll tell you if i like it. "
---Hey that's mine! 
I mutual matched and my own profile came up for me. 
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