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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"i want someone to hang up during free time."
Call me, I can handle that one. |
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"coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon. coming soon."
I hate having to sit through all these previews. |
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"I have an exciting suitcase filled with past adventures in life and living."
Well, the metaphor is trite, but you rarely see "exciting suitcase," so I'll give it a C+. |
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"I am ex model and clasic balerina, with a lot of interesed.I am ex croupier as well, so i like to play card's, specialy a poker." You forgot to say you're also an astronaut and the Queen of Lithuania. I am seriously disappointed in our nation's education system.  
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"You are a sweetgentelman. Handsome and strongheaded. You like maybee achitecturepolitics, enomics."
Strongheaded men usually don't do so well in enomics. |
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"Hey you poeple.. If you want to know anything just ask me... much easier that way."
Heh, easier for YOU, Miss Lazypants....! |
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"If u leik wat you see and want to kno more, get at me!"
Mmmm, oh yeah, I want a piece of that, fo sho..... |
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"I am ex model and clasic balerina, with a lot of interesed.I am ex croupier as well, so i like to play card's, specialy a poker." You forgot to say you're also an astronaut and the Queen of Lithuania. I am seriously disappointed in our nation's education system.
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"Looking for a guy who is fun, has a heart and a soul, has values and who appreciates every day.Takes chances, and will not entertain people with his pension-plan for instance."
Well, when you get right down to it, how entertaining IS a pension plan, really? |
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"Hey out ther Not muts 2 saw... I'am a happy and smiling girl, how looks for the man of my live... Sow if you are out ther, with i hope you are, well then feel free 2 right me"
The Romulan translators are on their way, Captain. |
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"I'm a light minded and love to laugh."
Some brains weigh more than others. |
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"Hey out ther Not muts 2 saw... I'am a happy and smiling girl, how looks for the man of my live... Sow if you are out ther, with i hope you are, well then feel free 2 right me"
The Romulan translators are on their way, Captain. Could this be the perfect response to my redneck profile?? |
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"I'm a light minded and love to laugh." Some brains weigh more than others. ...and still don't have a damn thing in them. |
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"Hey out ther Not muts 2 saw... I'am a happy and smiling girl, how looks for the man of my live... Sow if you are out ther, with i hope you are, well then feel free 2 right me"
The Romulan translators are on their way, Captain. Could this be the perfect response to my redneck profile?? Maybe, but it's hard to tell until it's all been decoded. |
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"music haiking gole archery movies work as a teacher"
Teacher of? |
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"....dont care as long as we are having fun out on a boaat"
So other than being on a boat, you have no preference. |
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"Ilike most out door activitie`s,riding motor cycle`s horse`s,bike`s,going for long walk`s"
An excerpt from "Apostrophes Gone Wild" |
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"music haiking gole archery movies work as a teacher" Teacher of? I'm pretty sure they're not an English teacher.... |
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"Ilike most out door activitie`s,riding motor cycle`s horse`s,bike`s,going for long walk`s" An excerpt from "Apostrophes Gone Wild" Don't ya just love it when they try to show intelligence by using punctuation?? |
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Are we talking Language here, or something in code? LOL....
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