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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I AM BETTER THAN BARBIE EVEN THOUGH I DON"T LOOK LIKE HER."
But do you have a pink corvette? |
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"I like getting drunk, like giving out my phone number."
If you'd quit drinking, you could probably get a cheaper phone plan. |
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"I AM BETTER THAN BARBIE EVEN THOUGH I DON"T LOOK LIKE HER." But do you have a pink corvette? I want to know if she has the Dreamhouse, I always wanted one of those. 
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"May cause temporary happiness. You should be healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. Should not be taken while operating heavy machinery"
And if I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours? |
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"May cause temporary happiness. You should be healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. Should not be taken while operating heavy machinery"
And if I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours? Then you have a career in film |
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"May cause temporary happiness. You should be healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. Should not be taken while operating heavy machinery"
And if I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours? Then you have a career in film 
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"If you have children too, great. The more the marry!"
Didn't that guy in Utah get sent to prison for just this? |
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"my desire is your desirer"
That's her headline. What the samhill does that mean?? |
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"I like to walk my dog and have long talks."
So what does he tell you? |
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"I am kind of bad doing this describing things."
No argument there. |
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"I'm unlike anyone you've ever known, 100% guaranteed."
I want in on this one! |
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"I am a very happy person, I like the mentalism and the metafisian I think in the life and I like to know a lot of people and have new friends, I want a better world."
All of the metafisians say that. |
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"im artis, actriz, singer,im print."
No spelling requirement, I take it.... |
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"I like to walk my dog and have long talks." So what does he tell you?
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"I like to walk my dog and have long talks." So what does he tell you?
He says "Hey, what's this smell like! What's this smell like! What about this! And this! Need to relieve myself... ahhh. What's that smell like?" Not sure what there is to glean from that. |
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"I like to walk my dog and have long talks." So what does he tell you?
He says "Hey, what's this smell like! What's this smell like! What about this! And this! Need to relieve myself... ahhh. What's that smell like?" Not sure what there is to glean from that. Time to buy a muzzle.... |
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I am lookin for blah blah. blah blah blah. just call me and we can talk!
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"I am looking for an honest man to talk to, and to make new connections. If you are married, perverted, or superficial, please pass me by."
What the hell else IS there? |
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"Looking for a casual relationship"
and that's all they wrote |
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"I am ex model and clasic balerina, with a lot of interesed.I am ex croupier as well, so i like to play card's, specialy a poker."
You forgot to say you're also an astronaut and the Queen of Lithuania. |
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