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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"The road traveled while looking for mister right tends to be lonley and depressing, or perhaps I'm just bitter."
Bad metaphors will do that sometimes. |
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"You have to be ready to go at any second."
Are you an estate lawyer? |
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"I will have to look at others and find out what to put here."
See, this is where the real problem STARTS! |
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"Quite frankly, I don't like doing this. It feels weird and unnatural trying to find someone online."
Think about the first guy who decided to wrestle a bear. |
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"You must be out there somewhere."
So they tell me. |
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"it is my goal at lunch each day to have co-workers snort pop up their noses..."
I'm really not up on all this new drug slang.... |
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"I would just like to say that I am seeking a rich man with a very big "account". You must have your own house or rather residence, cars not car and at least 3 golden credit cards."
And a platinum-coated llama. |
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"i am a single mom of one boy fed up with lying men who cant make up their mind about what they want."
What kinds of things are they telling him? |
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"A perfect description is not really important or am I wrong? I mean everything could be fake."
Finally! Someone figured it out! |
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"I´d like to meet some man of brains."
Are you a zombie? |
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"Looking for a man with a 25 mile radius."
That's going to be a really big guy. |
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"testing this. msg for more details.the big brown fish ran over the dog.and the big brown fish ran over the cat.testing this. msg for more details.the big brown fish ran over the dog."
Pretty nasty fish, huh? |
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"im looing for a boy that have a nice body and that not lies to me **And i dont want that boy to have any girls when he is with me."
Unreasonable demands everywhere you look.... |
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"I art studying in bedroom of house."
You would think there'd be a limited number of paintings there. |
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"The chaos worries in each galaxy.The sink handicaps every ratio. Dancing dictates. How can her search joke about the pedestrian astronomy? Morning initializes a subroutine against the prefix."
Tommy Chong on a dating site? |
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"Well i guess it's time for a little update it's been a while.
I am now 23 living in XXXXXXX with my boyfriend and daughter I am always up for a good laugh I am easy to talk to and to get along with. If you would like to know more you know what to do " |
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"I don't have a relatieschip i don't looking after ider bad i just want som one to tolk with. I don't have alot to tel bad you have to know me than you can sie." I really need to have a talk with Jeff Foxworthy. Man. I HATE it when I run out of relatieschips. |
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"I will have to look at others and find out what to put here." See, this is where the real problem STARTS! Well...if nothing else...your theory has officially been proven. lol |
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"You must be out there somewhere." So they tell me. I've been told that I am " out there " a few times. I wonder if that counts. |
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"testing this. msg for more details.the big brown fish ran over the dog.and the big brown fish ran over the cat.testing this. msg for more details.the big brown fish ran over the dog." Pretty nasty fish, huh? Who in the blue hell gave that fish the keys?? |
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