"i am an average women who has beemburned by a perviuos relationship."

I'm thinking "Freudian slip" here....

well im aretired rodeo clown im a custom knife maker im 6"2 have redish brown hair im very onist lowel i cant spell very well as u can see i wher my hart on my sleve so im told im looking for someone to sher my life and love with i love cheldren ones r behaved i hope i sade that right i live on 5 akers i own it its pade for im welling to to move if that spechell some one comes along we wood hafto know without a dout wher in love i hope and pray that some is outther god bles


Reading this gave me a headache....

"I think the man should be the head of the home. He has to have a sence of humer."

If you're going to write like THAT, he certainly does....

"I aspire to help lead the fight in legalizing cocaine for social purposes."

Ooooh, I see a windmill over there....

"I am unlike anyone you have ever met...i can say that without a doubt."

You and a trillion other people.

"My best features are my butt and my lutious hair."

In that order, I take it?

"My only friend tells me that I have a High squeaky pitch voice."

Time to get some new friends. Or a voice coach.

"HEY THERE EVERYONE I LIKE GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE BUMS."

Welcome to Indiana.

"i would like to know a simple white hearted man looking for a long term relationship."

I'm pretty sure mine is red, but then I've always been a tool of the Valentine's Day megabrokers.

"good hearing man and make me laugh."

No, those voices are only in your head.

"What can i even write about myself, i hope someone could do this for me."

Outsourcing is very popular now.

"Iam good looking and have long hair with good charater."

It's important that your hair have good character. Even though you spelled it wrong.

"I'm cool. i'm cool. i'm cool. i'm cool. what is the purpose of this site if it takes so long to find people...."


Slow down, Fonzie.

"Hello, that all for the moments."

Certainly everything I need to know....

"the program says I have to make my desription longer so I am adding this sentence."


Nothing beats relevant personal information....

"good i am like the movies of sciencie fiction an horror."

I'm not sure that's going to be mich of a draw.

Who wouldn't want a chainsaw toting, mass murdering alien who happens to bent on destroying the human race???

Sounds like a good time to me. LOL

I've dated several of those already, anyway. Gets boring pretty quickly.

"my hobbies are soccor.my other hobbie is baseball, soccer,and last but not least my last and final hobbie is singing my favrite music is country."


I'd like to know what's the difference between soccor and soccer.

"I'm a loving and caring person. I've dedicated my life to serve myself to serve others, love to hang out and enjoy whats in front."

In front of what?