Wow! That is even more gooder than my spoof profile!
You sure this wasn't a joke?!?

I am very laid back,sweet, loving and caring person,DRAMA FREE,DRUG FREE,Very honest,I don't play mine games, I keep it real. I love all people,I don't judge or criticize anyone.I believe all people should Love one other.We all walk on the same grounds , We all breath the same air , We all bleed the same color , Our hearts beat the same. The only difference is the color of our skin. We are all brother's and sister's in the eyes of the Lord.



Now let's all join hands in a circle and sing "Kem'bo,ya"

I'm almost positive it wasn't a joke. I got an email from this person with similar grammatic slaughtering so read the profile. Or I should say... tried to read the profile!

I like lots of things. I like the things that I like. Ask me about what I like and I will tell you. I like lots of things. What do you like? abcd efg hijk lmnop qrs tuv wx y and z. I like movies. I like books. I like music. I like to think. I like to laugh. I am filling this in because they made me. If you'd like to know about the things that I like, please ask me. I will be more than happy to answer. I promise to answer. abcd efg hi jk lmno p q rs tu v wx y and z

I think he also likes to say his ABC's!!

"i hacve black hair and brown eys,from bulgaria."

Where's the rest of you from?

"with simple mind makes me feel so happy and more expecting for my new future."

Well, you get tired of the old future after awhile.

"I am not special. I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake. I am just the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

Where have you been all my life? Probably decaying.

"If you like me,pay your attentions to me.If you want to be friend with me you 'll have to make the running."

Thanks for clearing that up.

"How do you think?"

I don't know, it has something to do with electrical impulses in the brain.

"Since a self introduction never tells much what the real person is about, I'd save those adjectives which indicate prettiness smartness kindness madness or loneliness."

And just use the nouns instead. Good call.

But...I like adjectives!

"i don't know how to describe myself in hereand i think it's hard to say it'coz somebody won't believe it."

You can't waste your whole life worrying about what other people will think.

By the way, I don't believe you.

"What's special about me? Try to figure out yourself!"

The fact that you avoid answering simple questions? That hardly makes you "special" -- try "typical," maybe....

I do too, but some people find them intimidating....

Oooooh, that could be an adjective OR a verb. Wow....

Lolly! Lolly! Lolly! Get your adverbs here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWYmEICNgOQ

I am honest with my family and friends and expect the same in return.


So you are dishonest with everyone else?

I think the only ones that are safe are 'family'. They could be lying about being your friend.

"I love stars and moon..."

Did you take Merlin's pointy hat?

"I am beautiful but introvert woman with very good sense of humor. I am intellegent and mature. I am seeking a man who is smart and not necessarily handsome. Should have high density between the ears."

Finding a dense guy will be no problem.

"Exchange views so for better social build up."

One day we will build a fort.