Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 5 | |
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"I am a girl. I live with a cat. Sometimes I wear sneakers. These are things I know for sure. My perfect match likes cats. And girls in sneakers." I actually just posted this one because I really liked it. At the very least, ya know she's relatively easy to please. lol |
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"Hi, my personal interests are very wide."
Like what? Elephant? Great Wall of China? C'mon, give us a clue here. |
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"I am naturaly gracious ,with a capacity to compromise that's an invitation to an open heart and mind,to be kind with a direct path to metting someone."
See: florid, verbose. |
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"i am a comun women like any down to earth and that know what i want."
And I thought all the comuns were extinct.... |
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"i will like to see how this works for me and then i will try to tell something about me..."
Most of us do it the other way around, but maybe you've got the right idea after all. |
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"hi hows it going?lets chat nowshal we chat right now chat."
OK, but when? |
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"With my personality i could make you travel for fantastics unknow places."
Let's not get carried away. |
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"I am a lost and found soul."
Hey, see if my keychain is in there, would you? |
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"Funny, friendly, smart?"
How would I know? |
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"I am looking for a man to be able to spank and discipline me as a daddy does with a naughty daughter."
It'll never work, I would just steal all your candy. |
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"Somebody said that if you don’t stop from time to time to evaluate your life, you are not living."
Well, that person needs a dictionary. |
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"Writing about what you want or who you are is TRICKY - too much infomation or not enough - saying the same thing as everyone else or sounding like a somebody even I don't know!!!"
You're somehow managing to overthink this without actually saying anything.... |
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"I am a great chef.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full.Then I will eat and be full."
I don't think you need a guy at all. |
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"i like a living and kindhearted man who has agood mind towards agood woman when found."
Especially the "living" part. |
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"like swimming and playing in sandlike swimming and playing in sandlike swimming and playing in sandlike swimming and playing in sandlike swimming and playing in sand."
Seems like a somewhat limited repertoire to me, but whatever.... |
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Over 4000 posts and no end in sight. Although sometimes I feel like I'm catching the same fish over and over.
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"I AM EASY. REPEAT, EASY."
We've dated before, haven't we? |
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"I am who I am no one will love you more than yourself. However, I am not one to boost about myself so take a chance to get to know me and decide for yourself."
Boosting about yourself is just so tacky. |
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"I wonder me luck."
I think we're well past the point where luck enters into it. |
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"Looking for someone with a LARGE vocabulary and that is not afraid to use it."
Right, like I'd ever fall for THAT again. |
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