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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I'm looking for a man who can make me feel like a woman instead of a basketball net." Finally! Someone with a use for a hoop skirt! Ok. I don't get that analogy at all. 
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"I'am a very out going person. I love to go out dancing at lease three times a week."
Usually I just like to sign and drive. |
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"HI....thanks for taking your time to read a little about me. In this busy world thats a nice thing to do."
I don't think 'nice' is a good word to describe my motivitations for reading your profile. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Thu 05/21/09 08:47 PM
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"i am not a peeky person, but I do like to keep items in order."
I used to be peeky until someone reported me to the police. |
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"I am a single mother of one child. Likes to dance, go to movies, dinner and spend time at home"
Well your son sounds like fun. But what do YOU like to do? |
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"i like to go out and hear music, read poems, write poems , love pets"
I think that's illegal in most states, though more acceptable in some than others. |
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"i like to travel,go to the movies more in action, comedy, suspense, drama, and terror"
At least you narrowed it down. |
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"I would like to be friends with everybody.but i cant guarantee anything,lol "
Me too, but "Everybody" is a lot of people. I don't know if my address book can hold them all. |
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"I am average, not fat, not thin, not rich, not poor, not dull, not a party animal. Just average. I like cats and dogs and birds. I like movies. I like kids. I like to have fun. I like to eat out."
I don't know about 'average' but the word 'unremarkable' does come to mind. |
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"I'm a unique individual"
You know...a lot of these headlines just jump out and scream "If Charles Manson had internet!" a lot for some reason... |
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"im done looking for the one im going to"
I really hate when the plot just hangs... |
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"crazy by name , crazy by nature"
Can't even get through a page without thinking of Charles Manson... |
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"LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE A LAUGH WITH"
REALLY?! |
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"hmmm.......old bat seeks a**hole......??"
Well...uh...damn, I'm at a loss... |
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"I characterize myself being not all along a very simpatica girl but I am it, that if, I am very serious as far as my studies treats and in other things that ameriten it."
Well, that certainly makes a big difference. |
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"Would like to find american husband. I am very well traveled and have my own business."
Scamco Inc. |
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"The best way to know about me is to read this profile."
Does that concern you at all? |
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"I am on affectionate woman"
Well, get off her already, she's trying to breathe. |
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"i like joken around wiv ma frends and i am a nurse and i love to dress up in it and i have done modleing for the max power mag so u may have seen me"
Did you see the Simpsons episode where Homer changed his name to "Max Power"? He said he got the name from a hair dryer. |
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"I am a person who I like to read and study"
You sound a little self-absorbed. |
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