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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I am a bbw lady no lie, I like a man who cooks good"
I believe you. Maybe what you like is the problem. |
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"I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful....
I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful....I am beautiful.... I am beautiful...." Will somebody feed the parrot already? |
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"I'm a women who is kind, exciting, and striate foreword with the truth, and wants the best out of her life, but not to be pissed off."
May I suggest anger management. |
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"Im already 28 years old"
What? Where does the time go?! |
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"I love men who play the panio."
You mean patio, right? |
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"Looking for a great convirsatanist"
What is that a new type of religion? |
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"It's up to you if you think you're interesting..."
So it's not up to me if I think I'm not interesting? Bit of a conundrum, actually. |
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"I am a mature and friendly, down to earth mature woman looking for a mature man with good sense of humor that is mature."
Are you sure you are mature? |
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"Looking for a great convirsatanist" What is that a new type of religion? That's when you hang out with a bunch of talky devils. |
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"I am still study English sometimes."
It's a lifelong pursuit. |
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"iM aN eZ 2 gEt AlOnG wItH... PeRo DoNt PuSh It... I HaTe LiErS..ChEaTeRs..BaK sTaBeRs..I HaTe DrAmA wItH a PaSsIoN"
You are not serious are you? |
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"iM aN eZ 2 gEt AlOnG wItH... PeRo DoNt PuSh It... I HaTe LiErS..ChEaTeRs..BaK sTaBeRs..I HaTe DrAmA wItH a PaSsIoN" You are not serious are you? I gotta get me one of those caps lock oscillators. |
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"iM aN eZ 2 gEt AlOnG wItH... PeRo DoNt PuSh It... I HaTe LiErS..ChEaTeRs..BaK sTaBeRs..I HaTe DrAmA wItH a PaSsIoN" You are not serious are you? I gotta get me one of those caps lock oscillators. If you get the sequence of letters in exactly the right order, you can make people have seizures. |
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"I am a painter but I dont paint. I am looking for a kisser but not much."
Doesn't look like you get much done do you. |
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"I am a painter but I dont paint. I am looking for a kisser but not much." Doesn't look like you get much done do you. That's what happens when you're laid back and easy going. |
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"I believe in actions, not in words."
Yet here you are typing. Hmmmmm..... |
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"WHATS UP THERE EVERYONE OUT THERE TRHAT IS READING MY PROFILE LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY SELF WELL I AM A 4"11 135 POUNDS I WORK GO TO SCHOLL I AM MAJORING IN TEACHER AND LOVE MY MOTHER WHO I TULY LOVE TO DEATH WELL I AM A DOWN TO EARTH CHICK WITH AGOOD HEAD ON MY SHOULDER."
I feel sorry for those kids who will be learning in her classroom. |
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"i'm sexy,intelegent,shy,I like gues who are honest,beautiful and to like pets because i like them very much."
Uh huh. |
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"Hiii you can ask my name once were chatting. im xx years and im caucasian 5'7 very cute 118lbs im looking for guys, i do have pics msg me. also, im very outgoing and i have a cam and it will be up to me whether ill use it or not it all depends. so...welll see ya!! XoXo "
Here let me help you rewrite your profile: I am 118 pound curvy woman looking for cam sex. |
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Edited by
smiless
on
Wed 06/17/09 07:19 PM
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"I'm 30 years old I don't look it that is my age I actual look younger then my age the oldest I can pass for is 24 the youngest is 16 but I stand about 5'5 to 5'6 maybe 5'7."
So you enjoy taking steriods. |
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