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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"shootin for the moon"
At least you aim high... |
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"Awsome to be around"
I imagine this is exactly what Charles Manson would have said to get followers if the internet was around when he was. |
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"Here for a good time..maybe a long time"
How very true... |
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"I am adventures"
I am music. And I write the songs. |
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"I feel I am unique because I am kinda stuck back in the 80s music wise."
When you're trying to separate yourself from the crowd, perhaps you could hang your hat on something more substantial than 80's music. |
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"I will have to come back to this later.........."
I'll just wait. |
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"I will have to come back to this later.........."
I'll just wait. Me too. |
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Thank you guys for posting these. Every time I log in, this is where I come first. I check for any updates just before logging out. If I had time to come online every day, this would be my daily dose of laughter.
Thanks so much! |
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Just think of this as "Internet Dating Concentrate" Instant insanity, simply add water and stir. |
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"Msg" What? See, people aren't even putting forth an effort anymore... Monosodium Glutamate warning. How thoughtful. |
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"You need to stop and rest here. Stop."
I'm not even tired. Really. I can do another couple pages at least. |
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"hi i just moved here about a week ago. i dont really no anyone right now so im trying to an get to no you sent you live here im a good lady once you get to no me you will like me yees"
Would you keep the damn cat off of the keyboard already? |
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"I moved from california 2 years ago i like too met a nice gay for a long terme relationship i am from europe nice lady good cook i like gardening i have little accent but is lovely"
We're not hobophobic around here. |
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"I LIKE TO MEEL SHAYNE WARD AND JORG CLONY ,I LIKE THE MAN WHO IS A MAN COZ THE MEN IN OUR DAYS THEY ARE LIKE A GIRLS.I WANT TO MEET A MAN IS FREE DONT HEAT ."
Yeah, that Jorg Clony, he's not like a girl AND he has free heat. |
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"Need man make happy me not happy here. Me good cook me clean everything. Ceep good house. Can you make me happy. You me make good music. With me only have happy men."
Tarzan, him no like dirty jungle. Him need good cook. |
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"I LIKE TO MEEL SHAYNE WARD AND JORG CLONY ,I LIKE THE MAN WHO IS A MAN COZ THE MEN IN OUR DAYS THEY ARE LIKE A GIRLS.I WANT TO MEET A MAN IS FREE DONT HEAT ." Yeah, that Jorg Clony, he's not like a girl AND he has free heat. This one made my brain hurt to read! 
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"i love to push people around when im dancing"
In some parts of the world, the Disco Bully is still very much alive.... |
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"Here is a great optical illusion photo taken of a Lufthansa 747-400 and a United Airlines 757-200 that were on simultaneous approaches to runways 28L and 28R at San Francisco (SFO)."
Oh yes, now I want to date you. |
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"i lake to meet nice end kaint man wich looking in lafe seryosly.newa laeng end onest romantik who nous wat hi wont in lafe wich love childrens end dont haw bad atichiut"
Captain, there must be a problem with the translator program. I can no longer understand what the Klingons are saying. |
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"i like to read, i like to read, and read."
You do, you do, do? |
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