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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I appreciate the simple things in life. I love being with friends, travelling, cooking, seeing a movie, bla bla bla."
See? I'm not making this up. When you bore YOURSELF, there really IS a problem! |
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"adventure and love and real feelings."
The new Burger King slogan. |
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"I've been separated from my husband for 5 1/2 years and had 15 years of unhappy marriage before that. I need to know that there are still good guys out there and I wouldn't mind bagging one." Unfortunately, they're out of season. And endangered, too. What she fails to mention is that after " bagging " them, she drowns them in the river. |
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"looking for friends..i'd like music go travels go for shopping(men)and anything that it get on..." Where do you go shopping for men? Or do I even want to know? I'd like music.... She just isn't sure yet?? |
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"i am studing in univercity...":
Not hard enough, apparently.... |
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"I've been separated from my husband for 5 1/2 years and had 15 years of unhappy marriage before that. I need to know that there are still good guys out there and I wouldn't mind bagging one." Unfortunately, they're out of season. And endangered, too. What she fails to mention is that after " bagging " them, she drowns them in the river. Nah... probably takes them to a taxidermist and then mounts them on the wall. 
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"I've been separated from my husband for 5 1/2 years and had 15 years of unhappy marriage before that. I need to know that there are still good guys out there and I wouldn't mind bagging one." Unfortunately, they're out of season. And endangered, too. What she fails to mention is that after " bagging " them, she drowns them in the river. Nah... probably takes them to a taxidermist and then mounts them on the wall.
After the drowning, yes....lmao |
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"i am studing in univercity...": Not hard enough, apparently.... Studing in Univercity. Perfectly understandable. Wonder what the fee for the stud service in Univer City is these days? |
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"do u really except to know more abt me if i was to actually say a bit about myself?"
Not like that, no. |
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"I love life and I want to make my life colourful."
Ask Sherwin Williams. |
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"to fill up lines my god... more lines....more lines...more....."
Just say no. |
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"i can tell you anything you need to hear!"
I predict a political future for this one.... |
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"ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa. hi!eimai h ria kai apla psaxno enan asteio k anoixtomyalo anthropo na miliso.!!!"
The atmosphere on their planet is composed entirely of argon. That's why they talk like that. |
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"Meet a person with common interests and understanding, a companion, someone who is willing to listen and be listened, someone who is genuinely kind but also has goals and works hard to achieve them."
Or find a trillion dollars in your cat's litterbox. |
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"Iam fun, social enough,friendly and sympathetic to other's people problems."
If you really cared about my problems at all, you would write a better profile. |
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"I AM SPONTENUOUS..."
Tenuously spontaneous? Or what? |
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"I am a responsible person, very reliable and certainly step on the ground."
See, that's one of those things that I really don't think you need to say. It's more or less assumed. |
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"i am a simple but crazy woman who likes to meet people. i am honest and i will tell you the truth even if i have to hurt you."
A big round of applause for Annie Wilkes.... |
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"I HAVE LOTS OF HOUMOR AND I WANT PEOPLE WITH HOUMOR"
That Macedonian cheese is always a little too spicy for me. |
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"I'm looking for a man who can make me feel like a woman instead of a basketball net."
Finally! Someone with a use for a hoop skirt! |
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