OK, I can handle a little bait every now and then!



And, yeah, I was married. It was bad. Like the Hindenburg and the Titanic and Krakatoa all rolled into one, PLUS the mother-in-law. I wouldn't do that again....!

" I like men who act like men and who aren't weak and think that crying is ok. "

You're making me cry. I guess this doesn't bode will for me.

"Direct, concise and to the point. Tell it like it is. No gray area. Unconditional. Brutal honesty...I really dislike guess-work. Cut to the chase..."

I can't even decide between the green shirt and the red shirt.

"I know you are wondering why no photo posted - that is due to me being a single mother and I have to think of safety."

Right. I broke my clicking finger posting mine.

"Looking for someone who is not substance dependent"


Why does this sound like code for "Recreational drug user"?

"I love my reptiles,electronic dance music, being random, floating the river, yoga and working out and playing on the web. I know writing a list is a total cop out, however it's better than telling you a list of adjectives to describe myself I suppose."

It's a toss-up.

"Hi, It is hard to explain who I am. I am many things to many people."


Sybil???

I have a vision and hope to find that right man to fit it. He's smart, athletic and witty. Caring, thoughtful and funny. Loving , kind and adventurous(to a point). Someone who loves children and loves to learn, loves to laugh, and enjoys living the good life. Someone who appreciates nature and this amazing world we live in. Someone who respects his body and takes care of it optiminally but not obsessively. Someone who makes money and is proud of it. Someone who loves to travel the US and is spontaneous. Someone who is just as comfortable at home. Someone who loves to make memories and enjoy holidays, romantic nights and fun family bbq's with. Someone who is not shut off to learning and growing as a person. Someone who understands I come as a package , with my (young)children, and will welcome us with open arms into his life. Absolutely no smoking or drug use.


Can we just shorten this to you're looking for someone PERFECT?

I feel very inadequate after reading this profile.

I don't get all these. I don't think I even speak about the other person, just me. Maybe I did it all wrong!

Damn Babelfish.

Ok. How messed up is it when I can actually DECIPHER what they were trying to say????

Boy, nobody better EVER b!tch at me again for my stance on proper English and spelling!!

"Bon Jovi girl looking for a man who can open my heart like a Bon Jovi love song. By now you can tell I am a major Bon Jovi fan."


I know there is a joke in here somewhere. Someone help me out.

I do believe it's Bon Jovi.

So Jon doesn't do it for ya, eh?

"My long term partner died 3 years ago and I suddenley find I am still a woman through and through."


How weird is that? I find I usually change genders every time someone dies.

"Give us a brake,guys.....Those descriptions are completely rediculous."


The pads are on sale, $24.95 a pair. If you don't need rotors, we can keep the whole thing under $70.00.

"I've been separated from my husband for 5 1/2 years and had 15 years of unhappy marriage before that. I need to know that there are still good guys out there and I wouldn't mind bagging one."

Unfortunately, they're out of season. And endangered, too.

"looking for friends..i'd like music go travels go for shopping(men)and anything that it get on..."

Where do you go shopping for men? Or do I even want to know?