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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"I am a Taurus woman and only compatible with a Leo."
Please visit your local zoo. |
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"I love to go to hole in the wall bars, support the local music scene."
Is that where men go if they can't find sex? |
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"Sleeping is my favorite, I consider it a hobby."
What a fun date she will be. |
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"Hello. I am down in earth, intelligent, humble, fun loving, woman with a great sence of humor."
Yeah you got me laughing. Do you want me to pull you out? |
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Oh goodie! The thread lives again!
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"sane woman here looking for a man to travel with."
Darn! I was looking for a insane woman. Maybe next time! |
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"im a single mom not married"
No comment |
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"Looking for a Man that has the same interests."
Such as a psychic ability to know what those are since you never bothered to tell us?? |
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"i have long brown hair blue eyes i hate people that do my headin."
I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound like a lot of fun. |
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"Looking for a Man that has the same interests." Such as a psychic ability to know what those are since you never bothered to tell us??  She's looking for someone like Gayfifer! She's looking for a man.... that has the same interests (looking for a man)! |
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"I am on affectionate woman."
And you're still able to type. I admire your versatility. Has she noticed what you're doing? |
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"I like to travel, cook and to be my family."
How many of you are you? |
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"im 5:2 blonde hair brown eyes and cuddly"
Interesting ratio. |
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"i'm serious but not so much that i cat have a good laugh and make jokes."
I'd love to meet that cat. |
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"I am gad woman."
Do you know Iron Man? |
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"I would like to know a good working men, inteligent,I dont care about his aparent.s, sincery,loyalty,with normal life."
One of the rules is "Don't write a profile with your eyes closed." This is why. |
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"I guess the hardest thing to do on one of these posts is to say something clever and funny enough for someone to reply to me."
Still waiting.... |
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"I`m a person short."
You better go look for him, this isn't the best neighborhood. |
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"I am an extroverted girl enchants to me to go shopping hatred the lies and i like to have new friendly and if it is possible to leave with the person who dares to accept the challenge to know me just."
Chief, their ransom notes are getting harder and harder to decipher. |
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"iam 32 females."
And this is the profile for ALL of them? Minimalism at its finest. |
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