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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"iam 32 females." And this is the profile for ALL of them? Minimalism at its finest. Schizophrenia? 
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Im not looking for a one-night stand..Im looking for someone who is willing to take a chance on me and really get to know me and see past all my insercurities..for I will do the same..oh ya looking for someone who is well endowed.
Oh damn, i was within inches of being your perfect guy!! |
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Edited by
smiless
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Thu 06/18/09 07:25 PM
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"i dont like men with b-o-o-bs, dont like anything under 5;1, im attracted to men who are lean."
What alien have you been dating? |
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'I love buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies'
ew. |
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"iam looking for a relashion ship not something that is going to end in a month, the person must have understanding and a good head on his sholder, and he must also have golds for himself."
Olympic Medal winners are rare around here.... |
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"i am looking for a guy who is understandung"
Some sort of fertilizer business? |
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"I am hones person kind loving and caring; love sports and others. i would like a person who is kind loving caring and also sports. you have to be lovable and like to enjoy life that's what i am."
You are life? Oh, OK. The magazine or the cereal? |
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"I am an easy going person but I can get serious when I have too. I would like too meet people who like too hang out and have fun. I would like too meet people who will speak their mind."
Trust me, you wouldn't like what I would have too say. |
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"I am very well educated but that does not make me a snob."
It does if you let it. |
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"For entertainment to kick back and relax I would lime at a nice bar with my sister and friends."
Lime is a verb now? |
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"i am living in the bad century cuz i think people these days are not very nice."
Let's Rank the Centuries -- sounds like a new reality show on Fox.... |
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"i am a single mom of one boy fed up with lying men."
How many lying men has he met? |
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LEX! You are back to entertain us! Woo-hoo!
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"I am kind of traditional, I think the man should make some of the decisions. "
When you say 'traditional' you must mean 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....' |
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"I am kind of traditional, I think the man should make some of the decisions. " When you say 'traditional' you must mean 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....' Sure doesn't seem to apply to current times. Things have changed so much and not all for the better. 
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"I as voted miss congenialty, in a buety contest."
Perfect. Nice girl, with a nice buety. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Thu 07/02/09 11:04 PM
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"I have no children by choice"
But you have three little punks they made you keep? |
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"You are sincere, loving, kind, affectionate, loyal, honest have an upbeat postive attitude"
Now you're just embarrassing me. |
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