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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"i have 1 douther."
That's a German car, right? |
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"very responsible, charming, would like to meet many friends with the good attitude as a human being,respectable,with out bad recordsnot stuburnd.have a profissional job or stable job."
Well, which is it? |
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"am beautiful solitary a girl, which believes in persisting love and romantic of feeling, I am want to find its second half"
I would recommend learning how to explain the first half, first. |
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"i am just simple but rock."
Oooooh, the Colossus of Rhodes has a profile on a dating site. |
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"i like to listen music.or sometimes im go to forest to hear the sounds of the bird or falls."
It's a bad sign when your forest has only one bird. |
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"i love to sleep....eat and read books......"
I hope you read them first.... |
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"i don't know what i say now."
That makes two of us. |
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"fishing for a nice catch"
Careful around that smoke stack, some of them come out with three eye's and an abnormally long tongue. |
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"WANTED: Christian Gentleman"
Dead or alive? |
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"Haste killed creativity."
And internet dating killed your social life...probably a lot like it killed mine. |
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"I want him to be there for me and care for me. But will also let me do this for him. "
Can you be a little more specific about what 'this' is? |
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"If it were made of jello would you jump?"
What? If what were made of Jell-o, and what does that have to do with jumping? I don't even know why I bother... |
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"finding the silver lining to my cloud"
Silver lining to your water vapor? |
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"Most of the women here are to fat 2 fish"
Well, this certainly doesn't give away my source... |
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"NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS BUT FUN KIDS ARE GROWN "
So now you're stuck with the un-fun ones. |
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"I'm a person that is all about the inside.I think a person can be beautiful on the inside as well as the outside."
But what if they're ugly on the outside? Can they be ugly on the inside too? |
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" I am looking for someone who is extremely versatile!"
I can juggle and do a fair impression of Forrest Gump. |
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"got 2 babies that are my life heart and soul so if u dont like kids dont emply."
I won't emply. At least I don't think I will. I'm not really sure what it means. |
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"The body's desires are to be valued and appreciated for their own sake. Good food,good wine,a beautifully furnised home are all to be enjoyed"
And a poorly furnised home is really cold in the winter. |
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"Msg"
What? See, people aren't even putting forth an effort anymore... |
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