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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"i like simple, homely life,im honest."
Not exactly the wording I would have chosen, but OK. |
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"I know exactly what I want and don't want in a man, and to be honest and I am looking for someone who feels the same way."
This could be a problem, because I don't think I want a man at all. |
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"Something wrong happened in my simple life. Also, something good happened."
It's like I've known you my whole life. |
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"i have got a webcam so anything you want to se i will proberly show you."
Proberly? I'm hoping that's a typo. |
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"Im on the large size but ive got a gsoh."
I love those little foreign cars. |
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"I am a smelling, and honest, well round person."
Points for honesty, anway. Still, you might want to think about rephrasing some of that. |
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"i think i always have many stories to tell, because my life is like a movie.."
90 minutes long and full of car chases....? |
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"like to meet a guy like you??? I am the one in the world I am Sensual Transvestite , look the guy like you ??if you havn't try ???enjoying all the fun , I wanna him if he could be more open mind ???? I 'll help."
Best offer I've had all day. That tells you what kind of day I've had. |
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"like to meet a guy like you??? I am the one in the world I am Sensual Transvestite , look the guy like you ??if you havn't try ???enjoying all the fun , I wanna him if he could be more open mind ???? I 'll help." Best offer I've had all day. That tells you what kind of day I've had. That actually hurts to read. Your day must have been miserable! |
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"like to meet a guy like you??? I am the one in the world I am Sensual Transvestite , look the guy like you ??if you havn't try ???enjoying all the fun , I wanna him if he could be more open mind ???? I 'll help." Best offer I've had all day. That tells you what kind of day I've had. That actually hurts to read. Your day must have been miserable! Actually, it was more boring than anything -- cold and rainy and I didn't even get much done. And no good offers at all! 
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"Crazy woman,Crazy thought."
You've just summed up my entire relationship history in four words. |
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“i hope we can be my friend and as my lover lol”
Not from a profile, per se -- this was sent to me on another site.... |
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"It will be nice if you can contact me through yahoo messenger so we can have a nice chat and talk more better."
We certainly couldn't talk more worse than that.... |
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Ok, I just showed up and started reading this, my God it's funny. Tears are pouring from my eyes ... but I can't find the original post, can anyone point me at it?
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Ok, I just showed up and started reading this, my God it's funny. Tears are pouring from my eyes ... but I can't find the original post, can anyone point me at it? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/91342 |
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"i like writing to someone who wants to write back, that is a conversation between two persons."
Thanks for clearing that up. |
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"I love to walk, swimming and listening to music. I would like to know much persons and sometimes hang out together like going to cinema, discos or plays. I would like to become a kindergarden teacher."
I've been wondering about these declining test scores.... |
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"you want meet? write"
Yeah, the turkey looks good today. |
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"i'm sexy,intelegent,shy,I like gues who are honest,beautiful and to like pets because i like them very much."
In technical terms, this is called "shooting yourself in the foot." |
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"I believe that it is essential to experience life through the senses."
What the hell other options are there? You want to be in a sensory deprivation chamber all your life? |
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