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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"Someone to add to my life - not consume it."
So the hungry tiger is out, right? |
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"the best foundation is always a friendship."
Not if you're constructing a building, though. Then, you're better off with concrete. |
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"Look into my eyes and you will find a strong amazing woman."
You better get her out of there, that CAN'T be good for your corneas. |
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"lets just say what i don't want is someone that has no confidence,is cripple by insecurities, gets kicks and thrills online and is caught up in a fantasy world."
And yet, you're on a dating site.... |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write."
Apparently, you've never seen my profile. |
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"Am looking to meet someone with an English accent, interested in prosthetics and mechanical engineering"
You're the one that's always going on about the British robots.... |
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"surly there is someone is easy goin man,,,," Nothing like a surly, easy-goin' man.... Hey!!! I resemble that remark....lmao |
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"I have been told that I should be doing stand up comedy but that would entail me being funny.." That's pretty much a prerequisite, sure.... Not really. Dane Cook isn't funny at all and look at how popular HE is. |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? None of us, yet! |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? None of us, yet! Speaking of which.... how are the books doing? Especially the new one. |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? None of us, yet! Ah but notice that I did say future. I have confidence in you, my friend. 
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"Boring stuff, but okay. Will try to describe what I am looking for, about me. I tend to see good. I want a person with good and bad faults, cuz I know it is best to get into the mix."
I have a few good faults, like San Andreas maybe.... |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? None of us, yet! Speaking of which.... how are the books doing? Especially the new one. Moving a little -- not as much as I'd like, but that's more of a publicity/exposure thing. Both books have been picked up by 3 more websites, and I'm showing up as a sponsored link on Google, for some reason, so that's progress, anyway. |
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"Since you also had to come up with a description for your profile, you know how difficult this is for me to write." Apparently, you've never seen my profile. Well yeah. But how many of us are future New York Times Bestselling authors, Lex??? None of us, yet! Ah but notice that I did say future. I have confidence in you, my friend. Thank you! I'm working on it -- I'd like to have one or two new ones out this year, too -- |
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"To start I will get it out of the way and tell you that I am 33, I have 5 kids ages 13,11,9,3,2. I'm not looking for a father for them at ALL."
More like a wealthy, delusional uncle....? |
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"Just looking for someone to spend some time with. Explore the trails of life with."
....use a preposition to end a sentence with.... |
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"I am very easy going and laid back."
Protocol suggests that "laid back" be written before "easy going." If you really want your profile to be exactly the same as seventy billion other people's, word order is important. |
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"i'm layed back and easy going..."
OK, THAT'S what I'm talking about -- and the spelling error is just ising on the cayk. |
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"I am fun, honest and giving. You are honest, funny and loyal."
Well, you're half right, anyway. |
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