Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am a very honest person, so if u dont wont to know dont ask."
Somehow you make honesty sound like a weapon. |
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"I'm a crazy romantic! Please don't take crazy in the wrong context!"
But... this is the only context you gave me. |
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"I'M NOT RIGHT BUT I'M NOT WRONG EITHER"
Right. Err.... Wrong. What was the question? |
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"I want to find a man that makes my heart stop beating when he walks into the room" So the Ted Bundy type? Hannibal Lecter....Ed Gein....Charlie Manson.... perhaps?? lol |
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"Not looking for an idiototic man that can not commucate"
Everything I know about commucating I learned from you. |
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"ask , to many here browsing thru profiles ....i would almost think it would be more interesting to pick up a book to read instead of rereading profiles on here."
"Almost," hah, you're funny. |
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"I'm forty-something and loving life, but something is missing."
Is it your purse? I saw a suspicious-looking guy running by the pharmacy and he was carrying something. |
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"ummm.. I am not quite sure what to say so your best bet is to ask me..."
No, my best bet is to find a profile that actually says something.... |
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"surly there is someone is easy goin man,,,,"
Nothing like a surly, easy-goin' man.... |
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"no jelly fish please"
I'm pretty sure they have their own site now. |
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"single mom ,of one teen, hardworking medical profession work shift work prefer someone the same who understands this and my career comes first and I am very committed to my work sometimes I have to."
Monster Energy Drink. |
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"I am a wonderful combination of etiquette and imagination: polite manners and intellect mix with sex appeal to create an uncommon allure."
Don't get excited, this is a perfume commercial. |
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"Between the two jobs and my son, I find myself not speeding anytime on me."
Good way to avoid tickets, too. |
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"As unique as a snowflake."
And with just as much substance.... |
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"DATING DOES NOT MEAN SEX!!!!!"
When did this happen? |
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"ok this is mei have 3 kids so if you dont like them, well to be honest you could be missing out."
It's a calculated risk, but one I'm prepared to take. |
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"Talking about myself is probably my least favorite thing to do, but I will take a stab at it just for you.
I really can't ask you to make that kind of sacrifice. |
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"Hey there i am going to be honest i am a girl who loves to be with friends and family. I love to laugh and meet new people."
Bet it feels good to get THAT off your chest.... |
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"The man that interests me takes pride in what he does, he can be trusted and relied upon, he loves sharing a great joke and he can make me laugh."
He's Ernest Hemingway, and he's been dead for ages. |
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"I dunno ask, on looking here for a nice guy. Must not be looking for one nightersAlso loooking for a guy between 30 and 45, clean cut. This is for a friend of mine age 36."
I don't know, it all seems kind of covert and shady to me. |
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