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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"If your checking me out again, things have changed. I guess when I got booted I became angry and wanted to let everyone know in some way. Ok Ok, the test was successful. I got one e-mail in two weeks."
There are some venues where that would be considered an absolute triumph. |
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"free your mind, and the rest will followyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes yes yes yesyes"
They really weren't kidding about the problems with that peanut butter, were they? |
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"im the type of person that esy to get along with and and once u get to know me i grow on ya"
See also: fungus, mold |
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"What to say that hasn't been said thousand times before!"
Nobody ever talks about building a life size model of Jupiter out of sugar cubes. |
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"I - charming, young, not the married girl. Though I also have many friends, but I feel lonely. My heart freely also waits for love. I want to meet sensitive and kind the man. I believe, that is kind."
I think nyet, comrade. |
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"Brand new single hotty seeks muscular, old-fashioned guy must have job and be non-leacherous."
That would have been a little more impressive if it had been an actual word. |
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"hey there, if your reading this you must wanna know more about me."
Well, you'd think. Sadly I'm just looking to make fun of you. |
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"Never married and no kids (unless four-legged ones count?)"
Yes, they count. But I'd move a bit farther away from the nuclear plant. |
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"I am looking for a man with a sense of humor, some one that does not need to drink every day"
I don't NEED to drink every day. It's more of a 'routine' really. |
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"Hi! It is really hard to type words to describe myself."
I know! Sometimes the keys stick. |
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"For my fist date I would do something laid back"
I'd think you'd have to. |
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"somehow I just don't buy the thought that filling up a page with empty verbiage is likely to engender a tremendous amount of interest, but in the interest of facilitating the process, I shall endeavor to oblige... "
So far you're correct. |
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"I am looking for friends right now. I just got out of a relationship and tired of all of games, lies and bull, so I am just looking for friends right now."
How about now? Still friends? And now? |
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"I love dogs, I have 2 Pitbulls that I would not give up for the world. "
What if one of them was locked on to your neck while the other was clamped down on your leg? |
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"Just a side note that I have noticed, please adhere to basic levels of cleanliness, if you would like to go out."
The fact that it's even necessary to post this requirement says volumes about online dating. |
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"OK....I GIVE UP.... "
I'm always amazed at those that hardly any get responses but take the time to post a message saying they're not coming back. |
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"I am 39. I am 5/3."
So you're really 65? |
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"My hobbies are riding horses and motorcylces. Love to feel the power between my legs. "
I'm betting you're not lacking for emails. |
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"I want to find a man that makes my heart stop beating when he walks into the room"
So the Ted Bundy type? |
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"I am looking fo a man with a decent sense of humor, without being a jokester. "
I'm going to need a bit more direction. Can you give me a matrix? Or maybe a list of "do"s and "don't"s? |
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