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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"Being around people all day is awsome."
Yeah, if you're a virus. |
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"Hey everyone out there, I really don't know what to write."
Well, thanks. Have you ever thought about getting one of those billboards on the side of the highway? |
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"Well, school is over."
OK, don't forget we have a 500-word essay on Thomas Jefferson due on Monday. |
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"I"m an open-minded person, like to have as much fun as i can, either it be in person or on the computer. If you think your this person drop me a line."
If I think I'm WHICH person??? |
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"Hey, Im a unique chick, im not like other girls i respect my body."
Yeah, you're the only one who ever did THAT.... |
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"Life is too short."
Let's start a petition. |
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"Im a waitress, i serve pie and tea to friendly people."
What do you serve to the nasty ones? |
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"I am not really sure what to write here. Of course I want it to be witty and catch your attention, so will update this section soon."
Please notify me immediately! |
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"Had written this about 2 hours ago and just getting finished, when, "twa-la", that sweet little notice about "being disconnected from the internet" appeared. I then thought maybe this is God's way of telling me not to get on here."
It's times like these when I wish God was a little less subtle. |
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"Intrests:
hair and make-up artist 'adult' shows smoking 'reality' shows the color blue my newphew guys with tattoes." I couldn't decide whether to go with the newphew, the tattoes or the fact that smoking is in the top 3. |
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"You never know what tomorrow may bring you way, so don't be afraid to say HELLO or kiss my ass."
I'm afraid to do either. |
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"Not looking for marriage at this time so intimate relationship would be out at this time since that would go with marriage"
Obviously you've not been married. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Mon 02/16/09 06:11 PM
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"I'm new to this so give me a second."
I'll start the meter. |
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"I woulld like to meet you and take you to my house where I can get to know u very well if u know what I mean. I would be so happy to go on a date. "
Maybe it's just me but I think the more 'normal' procedure is to go on the date first. |
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"I,have black hair,i'am about 5'8, in height ,weight about 175lbs. not big boned,i do exercise, love to visit casinos, play the penny slots, i'am educated"
A degree from the school of commas. |
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"I am a 21 year old female looking for a friend that could possibly lead to something else."
It always leads to something else. Usually it leads to my stuff being on the front lawn. |
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"I enjoy being outdoors until the temps hit 100."
Pretty sure this is code for "I'm homeless". |
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"I love riding in the car with the windows down and the sunroof open with the music loud. I'll have to think and come back to this. YHDIDISDLHSLHD:IOWLSDHLADFHF:OIFY:AIHFALFKHALFKHFAL:FKHA"
I can't seem to make out what you're saying over the wind and music. |
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"Hello to the nice men out there."
I hate being excluded in the very first sentence. |
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"I am awesome..."
A positive self image is generally very attractive. However perhaps you could write just a couple more sentences so I can get just a taste of your awesomeness. |
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