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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I am a single mom of 3 children i have a 13 year old daughter and twin boys who are now 6 and one on the way but YES i am single .. "
Oddly, that's no longer my primary concern. |
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"hmmm, this is where i'm supposed to put something clever to catch your eye, well...for starters i guess i'm just looking to see what might be out there..."
Decided to go against the grain, I see. |
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"I am giving this one more shot.. Lately it seems that the right guy just isn't out there, or he's hiding. "
Maybe it's the crossbow and mace. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Fri 01/02/09 10:04 AM
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"My name is ******** and if you have made it this far into my profile here is a little about me... "
This was the first line. Did I miss something? |
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"I'm 19 and a full time student at Mesa Community, I'm not quite sure what to write about so I'm going to just sort of bs it. :)"
Or you could cut and paste like 99.994% of the rest of them. |
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"So after being a part of this for a few weeks I gained some new pet peeves:
*don't mesage me with one word saying "hi" or "hey" I won't write you back...that's rediculous..." I'm guessing that spelling isn't one your pet peeves. |
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"Very easy going down to earth real person, Will fill in more later "
Believe me. You've said plenty. |
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"First and foremost, it appears that I need to state my belief in monogamy."
There is plenty of scientific evidence that monogomy does exist. Sure, you'll find those that will claim the evidence to be inconclusive, misunderstood, or manufactured. But I think, as a whole, the scientific community and the majority of Americans do accept that monogomy does, in fact, exist. |
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"iam just figure i would try something new for me, because iam pretty shy. to find some for fun from life. not really great about laying out but open to answer any question."
So your mom lays out your clothes for you? |
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"I really dislike filling out these "description" boxes, because more often then not I end up with this long-winded ordeal and really, I'm much more interesting in person than anything I'm going to type."
You would have to be. |
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"Well, I am not really sure what to write in here but I guess I am supposed to write about myself."
Let's shake things up a little, and have you write about the lymphatic structure of a pelican. That sounds like more fun. |
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"Who am I and what do I want? A valid question that I'm sure I am ill qualified to answer."
So you decided not to. Good plan. |
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"I am an enigma wrapped in a conundrum dipped in a chocolaty coating. Kinda like China, but without all those Chinese people!"
China has a chocolaty coating now? I need to watch the news more. |
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"Life is a one-way ticket to anywhere you want to go. Choose wisely and avoid lingering too long in "tourist traps."
Confuciusdating.com |
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"Married but unhappy."
You say that like it doesn't go together.... |
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"Looking to meet my soulmate....Does that happy on-line?"
Maybe, maybe not. What the hell are you talking about? |
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"I'm the typical sensitive and emotional crab."
Most crabs just walk sideways and pinch stuff. |
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"is it me,or is the dating pool shallow?"
No reason it can't be both. |
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"I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I won't stop until I find it."
When you DO find it, how will you know that's it? |
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"Enter excuse for putting up a dating profile here. "Just checking it out" " I never thought I'd do this" or the ever popular "Sick of the bar scene" ...take your pick..."
I REALLY prefer "I don't know what to write here," but your cliches are good too.... |
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