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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"Hm... If you're a pervert and a bonehead, please do not e-mail me!"
What if I'm just one or the other? |
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"Let me ask you men a question....Why is it so hard for you men to just date one woman??? Why is it so hard for all of you to be honest to women???"
Because I can't be happy with only ONE woman asking me ridiculous rhetorical questions. |
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"I am an onion, many layers."
Extending the analogy, I presume people cry when they peel you.... |
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"I enjoy my horses and dogs, have 2 horses with one on the way."
I've heard good things about that Horse of the Month Club. |
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"I have been there, done that, tired of playing the so called "game". There comes a point in your life when you need to stop and figure out exactly who you've become."
Oooooooh, let me guess -- is it the fat guy from Smashmouth? |
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"I dont know why i am not recieving any emails but come guys. I am starting to think this is all a joke."
And you haven't even gotten to the punchline yet. |
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"I am a single mother of the most wonderful children."
I really need to know how they achieved these rankings, and which governing body is sanctioning the results. |
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"i am a sencitive woman , i like to tell the truth, i love to talk with a nice cup of coffee."
That's hot. Although I don't imagine it's much of a conversation. |
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"I´m a very funny woman. I love the music and off course the coffee."
How far off course IS the coffee? |
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"i loking for a girl who culd make me bee happy talking fun and nowing oneoneder. y love i need someone who like the sameting what we will get to heat up oneonoder"
If you read this out loud just the right way, it sounds vaguely Swedish. |
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"im a fun energetic women who loves to have fun!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, I hear expanding your vocabulary is pretty fun.... |
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"I am 22 years old i am middle age and thin , straight and brown my eyes are big and green."
Middle aged at 22 -- they grow up so quickly nowadays -- |
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"First, I thing that it will be great a cup of coffee."
What is it with you people and the damn coffee? |
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"I am a very especial person. I love to cook. I am a lawyer. I love to travel. I wnjoy a nicve cup of coffee in good company."
Here we go again. |
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"i have many fiends and i love th esea it is my life."
Yeah, sea fiends are the best. |
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"I am a single native woman,I enjoy movies,cooking and a bit of cambling."
I assume that's some sort of textspeak for "camels gambling." |
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"i like to read, to read."
That's good, that's good. |
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"I am a very descomplicated person."
So you really need to clean off your desk? |
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"I am a woman sincere, cheerful, hardworking good breast good lover good wife, who I'm looking like, go out and dance with my friends, relax on Sundays with my family, walking, traveling."
Who are you looking like if I never had a good wife? |
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"I am a woman who is seeking a male,who likes to change his life."
You're still not turning me into a goat, sorry. |
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