Real, but not this site. I suspect Lex and I are using the same source.

i'm like the girl next door


ok so your a nimpho

"Words; education; neuroanatomy; community; spirit; the ability to strive forever onward -- for me, these form the intrinsic beauty of life. "

One of these things
is not like the other
one of these things
doesn't belong.......

"..I am SOOO SOO Tired . GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO,,,hang this pole up and get outta this pool of fools!!!!"

I think you're lost your bait.

Is that Joe Biden's profile?

"I am just like your average person looking for what everyone on this site is looking for. The "catch of a life time". "

I'm more hoping for a free toaster.

"i want to clear up some misunderstandings about my profile...#1..just because i go by the nickname bedroomeyes, doesn't mean i spend all my time in the bedroom with any and everyone, its been my nickname for over 30 yrs because of my eyes..#2-i put these pictures of me on here because i wanted to feel like a sexy, desirable woman again, after not feeling that way for alot of years."


Got it. Sexy nickname. Sexy pics. Straight laced. I have no idea why anyone might think otherwise.

"Once again, I've been disappointed in the men I've met through this venue. Once again, nothing but creepy sex feinds out there - just like in the real world, only asking for sex."

See, in the real world, they ask for money. That's why all the banks are in the real world and all the porn is on line. It's what we call "symmetry."

"I am a beleiver in angels , I like honest people , I like collecting angel figurines, I don't like head games , I don't do cybering on line , looking for Mr. Gentle."

That's my favorite brand of toilet paper.

"Love a good laugh and the out doors when the weather and the bug are not bad."

If you'd teach him some manners, you wouldn't have these problems.

"I dont what to say about my self just look for now i will have to think about what I need to say!"

I always wondered what would happen if someone put random words on the squares of a Rubik's Cube and then just twisted the whole thing around for about an hour.

"have tea"

Will travel.

"I like to sleep. Ilove to sleep My mom is the bestest ever!! hello0 lhdskajhdkjakldgkjbkjhgkjhgsdkjhsalkjd shruiywae irdb iuayh rijhd;k h;\iud ozdh ;dfh iohal'k flkjgklo'jfipjtpyhotjgjfnlg"


Oooooh, the Germans are testing their particle beam-emitter again.

"I know it may sound strange but I have two big brothers."

That's preposterous.

"I am a adventous person who enjoys travelling. I am independant and love president choice chocolate chip cookies."


Your president has a funny name.

"I may smell just a little, but I've been told that I have a gude hart. I sweat a lot, but I don't mean to. My religous beliefs keep me from using deoderant, soap, and removing bodily hair."

Is that loganberry....?

"blah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blahblah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blahblah blag blah blah blag blah blah blag blah blah"


And it's STILL above average....

(By the way -- tossing the occasional "blag" in there -- absolute genius....)

"likes to run, walk, jump"

And so does a poodle.

"i'm ugly and stupid. I am lookin for soemone who likes to be rubbed all over by greasy big macs, and would like to spend some time iwth me taking a bath in vegetable oil. So slippery and sexy."

GREAT! But are you laid back and easy going?

"i am young, hot, dont have children but want to, not married but want to, i live with my parent ahah"

Just figured that out, did you?