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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"WHO KNOWS
..? FIND IT OUT.. IT COULD BE INTERESTING? BUT ITS BETTER IF YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!! IM AN ATHLETIC PERSON.. AND THE REST IS UP TO YOU" OK, you're unnecessarily vague. And I have no idea what you're talking about. How's that? |
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"So I went into Subway today and there was this lady who sent her sandwich back because they made it wrong... The woman watched them make her sandwich, then paid for it, checked the sandwich, then sent it back.... Are you kidding me right now? If you are this woman or you are related to this woman please don't send me any messages. "
Wow...... |
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"So I went into Subway today and there was this lady who sent her sandwich back because they made it wrong... The woman watched them make her sandwich, then paid for it, checked the sandwich, then sent it back.... Are you kidding me right now? If you are this woman or you are related to this woman please don't send me any messages. " Wow...... What makes it work is the fact that this is the only time in history that anyone has ever made a mistake at Subway -- and we're not even really sure about THAT -- I mean, this one little report is HARDLY official documentation, right? We need detectives. |
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"I enjoy walking, swimming, going out all dressed up to a fancy restaurent with a good lookin man, and wondering what will happen later."
Ptomaine is always a possibility. |
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"So I went into Subway today and there was this lady who sent her sandwich back because they made it wrong... The woman watched them make her sandwich, then paid for it, checked the sandwich, then sent it back.... Are you kidding me right now? If you are this woman or you are related to this woman please don't send me any messages. " Wow...... What makes it work is the fact that this is the only time in history that anyone has ever made a mistake at Subway -- and we're not even really sure about THAT -- I mean, this one little report is HARDLY official documentation, right? We need detectives. I love how this is the only criteria he has for a woman. Detectives are definitely needed...... on the phone as we speak. |
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10.NAME 3 THINGS YOU CRAVE SEXUAL ON A REGULAR BASIS? - # 1 receiving water sports(urine from the source) from a woman or multiple women. #2 being cuckolded, #3 giving foot, heel and boot worship to women.
11.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE AT A SWING PARTY? - I am a huge voyer-thats why cuckolding works for me, so i would like to watch couples have sex. 13.NAME ON FANTASY YOU HAVE YET TO FULFILL?- to find my dream dominant mistress that has an extremely high sex drive for other men And likes to piss in my mouth. I can't believe he hasn't found a woman yet. Creepy man who wants women to pee on him? What a catch! |
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"i don't like controlling guys."
So stop controlling them. |
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"Close your eyes and make a wish........................................................
............................................................ ............................................................ ..........................." I wish you would type something that was actually worth reading.... |
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"yup thats me abd nekajhf afajj euj a' aj d kaj akja what the....this take stoo too long why can't i jsut sign nin for gos dsakei would like to be able to get on this dam thing"
You really shouldn't let your cat type half of your profile. |
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" I am not looking for some one to live for but some one who I can not live with out. "
And I like long walks on the beach and a good night of cuddling. Let's get creative people! |
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"LONESOME AND BLUE ,I AM A CARING , DOWN TO EARHT , HONEST , ECT..... MORE TO COME"
I hope there is more to come, just looking desperate right now P.S. I live on EARTH |
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"Life ruiner.I can ruiner thier family.I even can hurt thier feelings so bad.I am a life ruiner."
Forget dating sites, you should be in politics. |
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"LONESOME AND BLUE ,I AM A CARING , DOWN TO EARHT , HONEST , ECT..... MORE TO COME" I hope there is more to come, just looking desperate right now P.S. I live on EARTH EARHT is in the Ongaros Nebula, and all of their people look like llamas wearing red hats. And they always type ECT instead of etc. |
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"LONESOME AND BLUE ,I AM A CARING , DOWN TO EARHT , HONEST , ECT..... MORE TO COME" I hope there is more to come, just looking desperate right now P.S. I live on EARTH EARHT is in the Ongaros Nebula, and all of their people look like llamas wearing red hats. And they always type ECT instead of etc. Whew! Thanks for clearing that up. So distance is a good excuse right? |
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"LONESOME AND BLUE ,I AM A CARING , DOWN TO EARHT , HONEST , ECT..... MORE TO COME" I hope there is more to come, just looking desperate right now P.S. I live on EARTH EARHT is in the Ongaros Nebula, and all of their people look like llamas wearing red hats. And they always type ECT instead of etc. Whew! Thanks for clearing that up. So distance is a good excuse right? This is why I always say that all of the good ones are 897,000 miles away. Actually, they're farther than that, but most people aren't conversant with distances in light years. |
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"kjhsdajskdhkjashkjsghakljgdlGKJDJKGAD..............
.................................................... .................................................... .........................................." Was it good for you? |
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"on the first date i'm interested in chating about anything like traveling, camping, b-b-q, out in a bout"
So apparently you lose most of your boxing matches.... |
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"Seriously what are you suppost to write in here. If you have any suggestion let me know."
Write something better than that. |
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"When you are an outdoorsguy down to earth ,independed and you have a good sense of humor we can give it a try."
Might take awhile.... |
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"well im a big slut and will sleep with everyone..i constantly lie about every thing. i hate kids...i gave mine up because i dont know how to take care of him... and im an ungrateful mother because every thing revolves around me...."
It's always a little unnerving to run into one of your exes on here.... |
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