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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I like listing to the 80's miuic."
While simultaneously partaking of the 80's drugs, apparently. |
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"Looking for Mr.Right not Mr. Prefect!!" Ford Prefect? Have you met Arthur Dent? Is Prefect a word? 
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"Hi, I am suppose to provide a description of myself and my likes. It is hard to describe myself with words because words are not adequate."
How about a trombone solo? |
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"Looking for Mr.Right not Mr. Prefect!!" Ford Prefect? Have you met Arthur Dent? Is Prefect a word?
From Wiki: "Prefect (from the Latin praefectus, perfect participle of praeficere: "make in front", i.e., put in charge) is a magisterial title of varying definition." The Ford Prefect was a car in the UK. Douglas Adams used "Ford Prefect" as a name for one of his "Hitchhiker's Guide" characters, but the joke was largely lost on the American audience who had never heard of the car! |
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"Looking for Mr.Right not Mr. Prefect!!" Ford Prefect? Have you met Arthur Dent? Is Prefect a word?
From Wiki: "Prefect (from the Latin praefectus, perfect participle of praeficere: "make in front", i.e., put in charge) is a magisterial title of varying definition." The Ford Prefect was a car in the UK. Douglas Adams used "Ford Prefect" as a name for one of his "Hitchhiker's Guide" characters, but the joke was largely lost on the American audience who had never heard of the car! Gotta go with the masses when you want to make a point...just a suggestion  Similarly misunderstood just as the select Monty Pyton followers 
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'im not loooking for just sex i aint a slut so if thats what u want get off this page'
How about sex and a two minute cuddle after before you call yourself a taxi? |
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"LOVE IS WHEN YOU LOOK INTO SOMEONES' EYES,,AND SEE THEIR HEART,,,!!"
No, I think that's astigmatism. |
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"may not be a queen but has alot to offer Well.... Lets see what to write here about myself, well I'm not a beauty queen but you know not allfemales have to be a beauty queen to find a man.I may not be a beauty queen."
What's your point? |
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"I am a female from birth( never know now a days)"
Great, one more contingency to worry about.... |
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"kind caring romantic honest lady looking for nice looking man to hang with watch movies make me laugh but knows wen to be serious have good conversation doing things around the house music"
Hey, I found your list of "Boggle" words.... |
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"I am honest funloving intelagent woman looking for an honest careing loving and romantic man."
Sometimes there's really nothing to add.... |
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"How do you make your profile stand out and seem interesting without sounding conceited, self-assured or just plain creepy??"
Just talk about how laid back and easy going you are.... No, wait, that's REALLY creepy.... |
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"I'm a very laid back easy going fun person."
Damn, that didn't take long.... |
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i find it so amusing how lazy people put on their profile
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"Filling in these description boxes is always so difficult. What should I tell you? What should I leave out?"
You should probably leave out the stuff that sounds like you're avoiding saying anything about yourself.... |
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"I am a 36 yo old Irish catholic who unfortunately looks 24."
That truly is a tragedy. |
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"HI I own a nice condo in Roxborough Manayunk area.......5 feet 100 pounds."
Pretty small condo. |
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"My friends say I am kind, smart, pretty & vibrant. I'd be thrilled if you are full of kindness and sincerity."
Hell, I'd be utterly astounded. |
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"im a fun women...."
you're more than one? 
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"im a fun women...." you're more than one?
That's one of those errors I see a lot of in profiles, like the ones who say "I'm tired of dating loosers." Is it really all THAT hard to get this stuff right? 
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