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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I'm officially tired of sending messages and getting no response."
Where do you get the form to make if official? |
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"I could tell you a fish tale that i'm a 6ft big boobed 100lb blonde but i'm sure that you would catch on pretty quick."
Catch on? To what? |
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"ok first of all guys pictures of you smoking or giving the camera the finger does not make you look cool."
OK, how about a picture of a guy giving the finger to a cigarette? Or a guy smoking a camera? |
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"I talk too much. Or so I have been told. Perception is a very important word. One that shouldn't be taken lightly. It's a machine. A machine with people sitting behind it. You don't know me."
A computer in a meth lab, who thought THAT up....? |
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Interests: Sports, Strong Women :)
Have always been facinated with Strong Women :) Profession: Case Worker oh my! |
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"I AM LIKEABLE, ADOREABLE, LIKEABLE LOVEABLE AND AVAILABLE"
How do feel about redundancy? |
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i'm not picky but i do prefer men who don't smoke,have a job,like to spoil their women,are financially secure,good looking,have the body of a greek god,and a 9 inch penis...i don't ask for much.if you meet my criteria please email me
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if your a man who likes to play games i'll lorena bobbit you and shove it down your throat,and laugh cause it constipated you...if you want to know more about me feel free to email me
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 02/08/09 02:45 PM
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"Clever, witty, classy and attractive. Passionate about life. Love to laugh. And not one of those laughs that sounds like a goose or a sea lion or whatever. "
Yeah, that goose laugh is nothing but annoying. And dangerous in goose season. |
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"I enjoy the outdoors. I love my hobby farm... Chickens, Horses even a steer! 3 cats... They eat the mice and two dogs."
Are they cats? Or mountain lions? |
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"So the time has come, to continue on a new path. "
Rather than beginning on the one you've been on. |
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"My world revolves around my kids. "
Who gets dizzy first? |
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"would rather sit at home and watch a good horror movie then go out"
Oh I agree. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a great prelude to a night out on the town. |
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"Just curious and bored - looing for somebody fun to talk to. "
Not the first place I'd think to strike up a conversation. |
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"I enjoy the outdoors. I love my hobby farm... Chickens, Horses even a steer! 3 cats... They eat the mice and two dogs." Are they cats? Or mountain lions? I remember this one -- I felt bad for those poor dogs.... |
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I have a question. Are these profiles real or made up? Thanks.
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I have a question. Are these profiles real or made up? Thanks. All of the ones I post are real -- and all come from the same site (not this one). |
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"I like most people -- as long as they aren't horrible human beings. "
Thank goodness my 3 pages of misdemeanors won't be a problem. |
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"I enjoy the outdoors. I love my hobby farm... Chickens, Horses even a steer! 3 cats... They eat the mice and two dogs." Are they cats? Or mountain lions? I remember this one -- I felt bad for those poor dogs.... I couldn't remember if this was the one you posted. We must be picking from the same pool, lol. |
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I have a question. Are these profiles real or made up? Thanks. All of the ones I post are real -- and all come from the same site (not this one). Interesting. |
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