Topic: Noah's Ark : An Engineering Imposibility
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Tue 11/18/08 10:16 PM
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Tue 11/18/08 10:29 PM
laugh drinker Mirrordrinker

How are you ? there is even some truth in that, well you gotta be able to read between the lines,:laughing:

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Tue 11/18/08 11:16 PM

laugh drinker Mirrordrinker

How are you ? there is even some truth in that, well you gotta be able to read between the lines,:laughing:
drinks biggrin drinks

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Wed 11/19/08 03:57 AM
Edited by Krimsa on Wed 11/19/08 04:23 AM




"The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and whole cartloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity."


John Adams-Second President of the United States of America


That is very correct. Man has taken what God set up and changed and added to it to make it what they wanted. God also said those that did would one day be punished. We all have to look at things and decide for ourselves what God says to us, not take it for face value what others tell us it says.


Right. In that case it would behoove the evangelical Christian community not to go around spouting a bunch of crap and attempting to tell us that this "nation was built on Christian values."

Pftt. grumble
This Nation was built on Christian Values Krimsa, our forefathers were Christian, many of them, they were escaping persecution and wanted all to worship as they desired, not just one church and one way as in England, Our money, still has In God we Trust on it. Our leaders prayed at that time before their meetings, Our pledge says Under God. The separation of Church and State has been totally taken out of proportian by anti christians and Politcally correct liberal that would rather tolerate anything than take a stand on something


Im afraid I would need to disagree with you on this and Im only basing it on historic reality. You actually mentioned for yourself why this nation was in fact NOT built on anything even remotely Christian. Our forefathers intentionally designed the Constitution so that there would be a "wall of separation" between church and state. They did this primarily because many of them were Deists and not Christians. That is why you see these anti-Christian sentiments being espoused by our forefathers. I already posted one by John Adams. He was the second president of the US. I could continue to post more if you like. I have done so on about three threads now as this is a topic I have researched to some extent.

The reason why these men wanted to enforce a separation and keep Christianity at bay as it related to the establishment of a new government and society was that we were attempting to break away from England and the concept of "divine authoritarian rule" which our forefathers had made a conscious effort to avoid.

"In God We Trust" is "Ceremonial Deism." What god are they referring to? Show me proof that it is related to Christianity or the god of the bible. Deists accept the concept of a "creator" that they generally refer to as "the god of nature". The same would apply to the Pledge of Allegiance. Do I need to remind you that many still argue over whether or not children should be forced to recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools that are funded by tax dollars? What if they were to change the line "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Buddha"? I bet we would hear some whining out of you right wingers then huh? Get serious here. God is a VERY generic term. Snap on the news and crack a history book if you need a refresher course on any of this. When was the last time you were permitted to pray at work also?

Wouldnt us "political liberals" be in fact taking a stand when we remind you of these concepts and what this nation was truly built to uphold and sustain?






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Wed 11/19/08 04:11 AM


I would even take that a step further and make the claim that Christians historically have not been very nice folks and have had somewhat self serving agendas. Even your "end of days" claims that you will all be safe while the non believers are swept away off the face of the earth. Not exactly a prophecy steeped in warm concern for your fellow man or heartfelt humanitarianism. grumble
Mankind in General has not historically been very nice folks and have had completely self serving agendas. End of days, well, true, Gods children will not be singed or even smell of smoke when God destroys the rudiments of this age, or the evil if you will. Kind of like Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego in the fiery furnace of Nebuchadnezzar, and when the king asked if they did not put but three souls in, why then was he seeing four,,,,,, The Holy Spirit was with them as well


I rest my case your honor. noway

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Wed 11/19/08 06:28 AM
Edited by Krimsa on Wed 11/19/08 06:53 AM
Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the following treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.


Article 11 The Treaty with Tripoli

"As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen,-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."

This leads me to reach the logical conclusion that the United States of America was in fact not at odds with any Islamic nation for 100s of years. It was only after we acquired a succession of right wing Christian presidents that the hostility steadily mounted.

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Wed 11/19/08 10:18 AM


Did these 8 people take care of all of these animals? What about all of the crap? They would have been defecating everywhere. What about all of their varying diets? What about all of the water for the animals and humans to drink? Some of these animals would have been nocturnal. There is no way.
8 Adamic souls, Two of all FLESH, from the area destroyed. All of us did not come from the 8 Adamic souls on board. Mankind was created on the sixth day, Adamic man, The Adam, on the eighth. what was built was built by man and inspired by God. Like the Bible. If God destroys something, I accept that it needed to be destroyed. I may not understand the why, but I can live with the action.


I was referring to the animals on board the Ark. That is what this thread was initially addressing. Im not sure I understand one word of your comment there. huh

How many hours ago did you drop acid sharp? laugh :wink:

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Wed 11/19/08 12:54 PM



Did these 8 people take care of all of these animals? What about all of the crap? They would have been defecating everywhere. What about all of their varying diets? What about all of the water for the animals and humans to drink? Some of these animals would have been nocturnal. There is no way.
8 Adamic souls, Two of all FLESH, from the area destroyed. All of us did not come from the 8 Adamic souls on board. Mankind was created on the sixth day, Adamic man, The Adam, on the eighth. what was built was built by man and inspired by God. Like the Bible. If God destroys something, I accept that it needed to be destroyed. I may not understand the why, but I can live with the action.


I was referring to the animals on board the Ark. That is what this thread was initially addressing. Im not sure I understand one word of your comment there. huh

How many hours ago did you drop acid sharp? laugh :wink:
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:thumbsup: No offense Sharp:thumbsup:

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Fri 11/21/08 04:31 PM


This Nation was built on Christian Values Krimsa, our forefathers were Christian, many of them, they were escaping persecution and wanted all to worship as they desired, not just one church and one way as in England, Our money, still has In God we Trust on it. Our leaders prayed at that time before their meetings, Our pledge says Under God. The separation of Church and State has been totally taken out of proportian by anti christians and Politcally correct liberal that would rather tolerate anything than take a stand on something


I suggest you read more Thomas Jefferson. They don't come much more anti-Christian. Did you know that Jefferson took the Christian Bible and literally cut and pasted one together from it that more accurately espoused his Deist views? If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the Bible say he should be eternally damned for doing so with no hope of redemption?

As to those Christian Values(tm): which? Ones like slavery and running people off their ancestral lands?

And against whom was the Civil War fought and for what Christian purpose?


-Kerry O.

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Fri 11/21/08 07:04 PM



I just want a fundamentalist to explain the Chinese to me in relation to the Great Flood. The Chinese culture existed back to 6500 BC-writtend record back to 4500BC and there is NO recorded flood.


That is exactly right, and they have no answer for it.
They think that it's best to ignore facts such as these because then they can just go on believing what they want.
But no matter how much you ignore it it still does not go away.
1st earth age, before genesis, to which many of our fossil remains and ancient writing may have been found. because as we know, the earth is millions of years old, this earth age, after the creation of Adamic man, is not.


I'm not sure what you mean by this.
Are you saying that there were two earths?

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Sat 11/22/08 04:20 AM



This Nation was built on Christian Values Krimsa, our forefathers were Christian, many of them, they were escaping persecution and wanted all to worship as they desired, not just one church and one way as in England, Our money, still has In God we Trust on it. Our leaders prayed at that time before their meetings, Our pledge says Under God. The separation of Church and State has been totally taken out of proportian by anti christians and Politcally correct liberal that would rather tolerate anything than take a stand on something


I suggest you read more Thomas Jefferson. They don't come much more anti-Christian. Did you know that Jefferson took the Christian Bible and literally cut and pasted one together from it that more accurately espoused his Deist views? If I'm not mistaken, doesn't the Bible say he should be eternally damned for doing so with no hope of redemption?

As to those Christian Values(tm): which? Ones like slavery and running people off their ancestral lands?

And against whom was the Civil War fought and for what Christian purpose?


-Kerry O.


Yep, you are dead on balls accurate. Thomas Jefferson took scissors to his personal copy of the bible. He got rid of any sections that dealt with divination, prophecy, or mystical stuff because that just annoyed the b-jesus out of him. Pardon the expression. happy

These men (at least 6 of the higher profile founding fathers that I can name) were hardcore Deists in their beliefs. Benjamin Franklin was a scientist as you might recall. These men wanted nothing to do with any oppressive, dogmatic theologies and fought that agenda tooth and nail.

George Washington is also suspected to have been a Deist as many of his writings clearly espouse this philosophy. Maybe not for his entire life but we are discussing the formidable years when these men were creating a nation from scratch essentially. Its likely Washington was a Deists up until his death. Remember he was also a Freemason.

Historian Barry Schwartz writes: "George Washington's practice of Christianity was limited and superficial because he was not himself a Christian... He repeatedly declined the church's sacraments. Never did he take communion, and when his wife, Martha, did, he waited for her outside the sanctuary... Even on his deathbed, Washington asked for no ritual, uttered no prayer to Christ, and expressed no wish to be attended by His representative."


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Sun 11/23/08 09:30 PM
Krimsa wrote:


Show me proof that it is related to Christianity or the god of the bible


Obviously history was not one of your strong points in school. Check out these quotes and qualify them with your statements about the founding fathers.

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the bible"
- George Washington -

"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded... on the gospel of Jesus Christ"
- Patrick Henry -

"The bible is the cornerstone of liberty. Students' perusal of this sacred volume will make us better citizens"
- Thomas Jefferson -

"Whoever shall introduce into public life the principles of primitive christianity will change the face of the world"
- Benjamin Franklin -

"If we abide by the principles taught in the bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper. But if we neglect its instructions and authority, no man can tell us how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and bury all our glory in profound obscurity."
- Daniel Webster -

"That book, sir, is the Rock upon which our Republic rests"
- Andrew Jackson -


And on and on the quotes of our founding fathers go. You're just not looking at the words of the founders - but the opinions of those who's agenda is to attempt to rewrite history and eliminate christianity from the creation of the republic which these men created. All one need do is read the Declaration of independence to know that the Creator was a principle part of Jefferson's thinking and writing.

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Sun 11/23/08 10:10 PM
Edited by Krimsa on Sun 11/23/08 10:35 PM
And as per my quote, I asked you to clearly show me where it is the Christian god or the god of the bible that is being discussed in any of your random and I may add taken out of context quotations. Notice on all of these I use nearly the entire paragraph. Not one sentence. Obviously you know that I am well versed in historical matters as it was I that you addressed to explain to you the basics of Paleontology. How quickly we forget. Any reputable historian who is not a Christian or simply trying to further that agenda understands that these Founding Fathers (at least 6 of the higher profile ones) were Deists and practiced "Ceremonial Deism". Clearly you understand the difference?

Here we go.

"In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot ... they have perverted the purest religion ever preached to man into mystery and jargon, unintelligible to all mankind, and therefore the safer engine for their purpose."

Thomas Jefferson-to Horatio Spafford, March 17, 1814

"I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The scriptures assure me that at the last day we shall not be examined on what we thought but what we did."

Benjamin Franklin in a letter to his father, 1738

"It may not be easy, in every possible case, to trace the line of separation between the rights of religion and the Civil authority with such distinctness as to avoid collisions and doubts on unessential points. The tendency to unsurpastion on one side or the other, or to a corrupting coalition or alliance between them, will be best guarded against. by an entire abstinence of the Gov't from interference in any way whatsoever, beyond the necessity of preserving public order, and protecting each sect against. trespasses on its legal rights by others."

James Madison, "James Madison on Religious Liberty",

"As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?"

John Adams--letter to F.A. Van der Kamp, Dec. 27, 1816

"The New Testament, they tell us, is founded upon the prophecies of the Old; if so, it must follow the fate of its foundation.'' laugh

Thomas Paine

"Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause. Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by the difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought most to be depreciated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society."

George Washington- - letter to Edward Newenham, 1792

This is an article from a treaty but I decided to throw it in for good measure. happy

Article 11 The Treaty with Tripoli

"As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen,-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."







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Sun 11/23/08 11:43 PM
And Eljay sweetie, that Patrick Henry quote you cited I was totally unfamiliar with so a brief search located this.

A famous "quotation" by Patrick Henry:

The first apparent forgery that we ran across was a famous sentence allegedly written by Patrick Henry:

"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!"

An impressive statement. It certainly gives credence to the belief that the founders of America were all or predominately devout Christians. It is a popular quotation. A search for the phrase "this great nation was founded not by religionists" on www.google.com returned almost 1,000 hits! One common feature of most of the quotations is that they do not cite the source. We suspect that most webmasters have simply quoted the writings of other webmasters.

It turns out that Patrick Henry probably never said this. At least, nobody has been able to locate it in any of his surviving papers. It is almost certainly a forgery.

I could probably start going down your entire list of quotes if you like? Care for some fact checking sir? happy

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Mon 11/24/08 03:10 AM
If God created the world and everything in it her certainly would have no trouble building a boat!

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Mon 11/24/08 03:52 AM
I agree. If SHE indeed did create the world, than a stupid wooden Ark would certainly not be a problem. But then you had a man in charge of that. Thats why we are doubtful. laugh :wink: noway

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Mon 11/24/08 04:15 AM

I agree. If SHE indeed did create the world, than a stupid wooden Ark would certainly not be a problem. But then you had a man in charge of that. Thats why we are doubtful. laugh :wink: noway

Noah was married so he wasn't in charge of anything. JMOflowerforyou

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Mon 11/24/08 04:20 AM

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I would say that's not a real pic.rofl

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Mon 11/24/08 04:43 AM
Its Buddy Christ man! Dont be disrespectful! laugh