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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2
Mr_Music's photo
Sat 11/22/08 06:15 PM
If you think im falling for any more lies or head games, your stupid.


My stupid what?

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Sat 11/22/08 06:17 PM
"Okay guys, not all women want to see pictures of fish and deer."

And not all fish and deer want to see pictures of women. Your point....?


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Sat 11/22/08 06:20 PM
"This is harder than a job interview. Maybe I should have my friends fill out this part."


Maybe your friends actually want to meet somebody.


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Sat 11/22/08 06:21 PM
Edited by lasslasslass on Sat 11/22/08 06:22 PM
rant sad what what what what what scared Hello???

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 11/22/08 06:22 PM

"I'm a simple person who is very easy to please. I love to laugh and help with charity functions etc. I 'm a board member of our Local shag club."

I assume this is some sort of Austin Powers reference....




There are CLUBS for that????

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Sat 11/22/08 06:24 PM
"How am I really supposed to sum up what I'm all about in a paragraph? I'm an open book so ask me whatever you want!"

Why are all the pages blank?


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Sat 11/22/08 06:31 PM
"Start out as friends.......
As my headline states...Start out as friends."


I THOUGHT that sounded vaguely familiar.


JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 11/22/08 06:32 PM
What I have always wondered is...

If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3???

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Sat 11/22/08 06:35 PM

What I have always wondered is...

If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3???


I got dumped once for playing Yahtzee....

tngxl65's photo
Sat 11/22/08 07:16 PM


What I have always wondered is...

If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3???


I got dumped once for playing Yahtzee....


I've found that yelling Yahtzee during sex will have the same outcome.

tngxl65's photo
Sat 11/22/08 07:27 PM
"I am looking for someone who has the same interests as me. Opposites DO NOT attract..well they may attract but then they repel."

Perhaps there are other forces at work here.

tngxl65's photo
Sat 11/22/08 07:32 PM
"Strange Lady eccentric,funny,shy at times,makes funny noises when nervous or bored,hums to really weird songs,tea drinker,record collector, down on down days,colorful, collects vintage aprons and ugly vintage ceramic japanese kitsch,energetic but lately kinda of bored and sleepy Miami can drag you down I would also like to state that alot of people in Miami are creepy as Fu** and are kinda of sort of well gross and it is a very dificult place to meet interesting non crappy chill,eccentric fun individuals that are not full of bs."

Why cut off such an elegant sentence mid thought?

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Sun 11/23/08 12:24 AM
Edited by sandradee1961 on Sun 11/23/08 12:25 AM
"there are alot of thing to be said , but i couldn't write them here . it is nice to be here and enjoy it ."

Is that so?

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 11/23/08 03:12 AM
I have alot of things I want to say, but like alot of other people, I'm stumped. I guess I can say I like camping alot, hanging out with my friends alot, things like that.


"Alot"? Is that like buying "acar", or watching "amovie", or going to "ashow"?

A LOT. Two words, not one. Figure it out.

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 11/23/08 03:19 AM
I think I'm loosing my mind!!


Tighten it.

Mr_Music's photo
Sun 11/23/08 05:56 AM
Guess.


No.

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Sun 11/23/08 06:06 AM

Guess.


No.


I'm guessing she's anencephalic.



Mr_Music's photo
Sun 11/23/08 06:09 AM


Guess.


No.


I'm guessing she's anencephalic.


If she was, she probably wouldn't even know what "guess" means, let alone be able to use it.

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Sun 11/23/08 06:12 AM



Guess.


No.


I'm guessing she's anencephalic.


If she was, she probably wouldn't even know what "guess" means, let alone be able to use it.


She probably guessed.



tngxl65's photo
Sun 11/23/08 10:17 AM
"You won't find Ms. Right here, but you will find a good friend, listener and someone that likes to have fun."

Thanks for not getting my hopes up.

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