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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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If you think im falling for any more lies or head games, your stupid.
My stupid what? |
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"Okay guys, not all women want to see pictures of fish and deer."
And not all fish and deer want to see pictures of women. Your point....? |
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"This is harder than a job interview. Maybe I should have my friends fill out this part."
Maybe your friends actually want to meet somebody. |
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Edited by
lasslasslass
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Sat 11/22/08 06:22 PM
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    Hello???
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"I'm a simple person who is very easy to please. I love to laugh and help with charity functions etc. I 'm a board member of our Local shag club." I assume this is some sort of Austin Powers reference.... There are CLUBS for that???? |
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"How am I really supposed to sum up what I'm all about in a paragraph? I'm an open book so ask me whatever you want!"
Why are all the pages blank? |
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"Start out as friends.......
As my headline states...Start out as friends." I THOUGHT that sounded vaguely familiar. |
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What I have always wondered is...
If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3??? |
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What I have always wondered is... If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3??? I got dumped once for playing Yahtzee.... |
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What I have always wondered is... If a woman says " No games please "....does that mean that I shouldn't mention my PS3??? I got dumped once for playing Yahtzee.... I've found that yelling Yahtzee during sex will have the same outcome. |
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"I am looking for someone who has the same interests as me. Opposites DO NOT attract..well they may attract but then they repel."
Perhaps there are other forces at work here. |
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"Strange Lady eccentric,funny,shy at times,makes funny noises when nervous or bored,hums to really weird songs,tea drinker,record collector, down on down days,colorful, collects vintage aprons and ugly vintage ceramic japanese kitsch,energetic but lately kinda of bored and sleepy Miami can drag you down I would also like to state that alot of people in Miami are creepy as Fu** and are kinda of sort of well gross and it is a very dificult place to meet interesting non crappy chill,eccentric fun individuals that are not full of bs."
Why cut off such an elegant sentence mid thought? |
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Edited by
sandradee1961
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Sun 11/23/08 12:25 AM
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"there are alot of thing to be said , but i couldn't write them here . it is nice to be here and enjoy it ."
Is that so? |
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I have alot of things I want to say, but like alot of other people, I'm stumped. I guess I can say I like camping alot, hanging out with my friends alot, things like that.
"Alot"? Is that like buying "acar", or watching "amovie", or going to "ashow"? A LOT. Two words, not one. Figure it out. |
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I think I'm loosing my mind!!
Tighten it. |
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Guess.
No. |
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Guess.
No. I'm guessing she's anencephalic. |
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Guess.
No. I'm guessing she's anencephalic. If she was, she probably wouldn't even know what "guess" means, let alone be able to use it. |
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Guess.
No. I'm guessing she's anencephalic. If she was, she probably wouldn't even know what "guess" means, let alone be able to use it. She probably guessed. |
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"You won't find Ms. Right here, but you will find a good friend, listener and someone that likes to have fun."
Thanks for not getting my hopes up. |
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