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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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Saw one the other day made me think of this thread... in the very brief description she'd wrapped it up with this "I like the out doors and water fires" What the hell is a water fire? Or does she mean she pees on campfires? That's just disconcertin' ! Oh yeah, I saw a profile the other day where a girl said she liked "bomb fires." I hope she meant "bonfires" but I'm not taking any chances. One dating site arsonist was more than enough.... |
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"Hey! I heard about this site from a friend and thought I would check it out. I am looking for someone who loves to laugh like me."
That's gonna be hard since I haven't heard how you laugh. |
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"Hello, I am a very down to earth woman. I enjoy spending time outdoors, sitting around a campfire, I can fish if you put the worm on and take the fish off."
I can do laundry if you wash and dry and fold the clothes. So what? |
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"THE EX AND I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE. SORRY!! :D"
Well, OK, the rest of us will muddle through somehow.... |
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I'm your not so typical gal looking for a not so typical guy.I am "thick,pleasingly plump,volumptuous,large and in charge,fat,overweight,hefty,too much junk in the trunk."
Aren't you glad you spent twelve bucks on that thesaurus? Especially since "volumptuous" isn't even a word. Maybe you should get your money back. |
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"The guy you take home to your parents" hmmm...you mean when I don't want them to meet the one I'm sleeping with? okay, maybe that's just me...  hehehe Kttn, you are too funny. I would totally take a poser to Thanksgiving Dinner. (The last guy I dated and my dad had a bar fight years ago, so we kind of kept our relationship to ourselves, and I considered it then.) |
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"humm about me iam not real good at writeing about myself."
Report confirmed.... |
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"I love the county way of life."
What do you do, go around counting things? |
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"I'm 23 years old and just recently graduated from college with an Accounting degree. I am currently seeking a "big girl" job."
Why, are you volumptuous? |
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"I don't really like this part, but oh well guess I'm over it."
Wish I could say the same. |
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"I Like dancing,haging out,playing video games,movies,sewing,cooking and cleaning guys."
How dirty do they have to be before you really get into it? |
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"I'm 23 years old and just recently graduated from college with an Accounting degree. I am currently seeking a "big girl" job." Why, are you volumptuous? Now all she has to do is work on her "big girl" vocabulary!!!! 
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"I Like dancing,haging out,playing video games,movies,sewing,cooking and cleaning guys." How dirty do they have to be before you really get into it?
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"I Like dancing,haging out,playing video games,movies,sewing,cooking and cleaning guys." How dirty do they have to be before you really get into it?
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Edited by
myssfytz
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Thu 11/20/08 06:36 PM
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"I Like dancing,haging out,playing video games,movies,sewing,cooking and cleaning guys." How dirty do they have to be before you really get into it? oops...ddoouubblle ppoosstt !! !! |
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"hello, If you are reading this that means a good thing, right? You must be interested somewhat."
Whoa, let's not jump to conclusions here. |
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"I am missing alot in my life right now & it looks like I have to begin a new one for me. The guy I married is going in the opposite direction."
That's what happen when you shoot people out of a cannon. |
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"I AM A ONE MAN WOMAN...ROMANTIC, TENDER, CHAMPION KISSER FOR FORT WAYNE."
Wow, a city with its own Champion Kisser -- is that a civil service job or what? |
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"I'm looking for LOVE plain and simple. You know the kind that makes your heart skip a beat even after years together."
That's called arrythmia. |
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Youre on a roll tonight Lex, keep em coming !!!
But WTH do you find this stuff at ???!!!
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