"am a nice intelligent person and looking for the same i dont want no man with out a job an not doing good for his self and he got he got to be cute cause if you ugly i wouldnt give you the time of day."

So -- looks really DO matter!

"this is not a description.this is not a description.this is not a description.this is not a description.this is not a description.this is not a description.this is not a description."

It tells me everything I need to know, though.

"well i like to go alot of places;try different things but the thing i do not like are when you have alot of facial hair i do not like when men act like pigs and just sit around all day."

What's even worse is when they start wallowing in their own filth and oinking.

"I cant stand fake people or phonies I like honest trustworthy me."

A good self-image will take you a long way. Maybe even to another site.

"I am looking for a man who is Finacially secure"

(999,999 out of every 1,000,000profiles)

golddiggers unite!!!!!!!!!

"I am getting sick of people asking me why I am not dating anyone so I thought I would take matters into my own hands."

TMI.

"I will fill this in when I have time to create something completely and utterly brilliant. :) However, for now, I will let you know that I love "walks into a bar" jokes."

I think we're gonna be waiting for awhile on this one....

Dating is sooooo over-rated...Can WE just be strangers?

Interests: my interests are - too many to list - will provide list upon request
Just looking for someone who is not boring - but is bored!!! I'm very single no drama, no baggage, and like I said to be honest a little bored + I'm far from boring!!! So anyone out there that is bored - But not boring!!! Yeah you know who you are.. UNBORE ME!!!!

"Some people like me 4 my but and chess but if some one is out there that just want 2 talk 2 me cause my butt and chess then u going 2 be dating ur self."

I never really know how to use the bishops the right way....

WOW......I under estimated....

the .....creepyness........

"Looking for a Kind hearted man!!Looking for a Kind hearted man!!Looking for a Kind hearted man!!Looking for a Kind hearted man!!Looking for a Kind hearted man!!Looking for a Kind hearted man!!"

Jimmy, will you please feed the damn parrot?

I am new here but have been here before.
But that was then, and this is before that.
I want to make friends and start things.
If you like me that is ok to.
I only like big talks and no big deals.

" I'm really not here for dating, just looking for friends, and the love of a lifetime...."

Ummmmmmm......OK....so......

where do we start?????????

"i am very very atractive u am looking for a very attractive guy u have to be very actrative u have to be a smart person and ver intellegent u have good."

12,000 years ago, somebody invented written language so we could read this. I bet they're sorry now.

I'll stick with my D'Addario XL's, thanks.

Does that mean SEX? or just marriage??

I am inventive, talented, and have a good sense of humor. I like solving problems and trying to improve life. I someday hope to invent something, write something that gets published, or both!
I like doing things that I have never done before and am looking for someone to share my life with. I have been in and out of the restaurant business most of my life but not now I have a website at www.************.com P.S. feel free to click on any google ads there and contribute to the funding of our date :)

In this case I'd use latex gloves.

"I am a very sexy 42 yr old choclate female, long legs egyptican eyes and a beautiful smile."

Egyptican eyes, yeah....