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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Hi, I am not sure what I am doing here anymore. To be honest I haven't had much luck. It seems like that people don't bother to read your profile and what you are looking for."
You've learned all there is to know here. |
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Wow! So you made it past my picture and now you're reading my profile! Nice." Yes. Any more nasty surprises I should know about? |
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"hey you, yea you" *sigh* if only he'd followed up with "shuddup n git in the damn truck"...  That would be Robin. |
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"im terrible and describing myself but oh well here goes...
im unpredictable im sassy i can be a b * * * * but not to everyone in particular i have an attitude towards my sister." Everyone in particular will be glad to hear that. |
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"I really never know what to write here. I don't want to write too much but don't want to not write enough either..."
Either way, you lose. As does anyone who reads this. |
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"I am recently widowed and for now just looking for a decent person, not a pervert , that would like to be friends."
Perverts need friends,too. Maybe they can start a club or something. |
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"I'm divorced and single."
That's understandable. |
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"Will you be my 'person of interest'?"
As opposed to the rest of us who are boring? |
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"Boy, what a mess this is! Everyone searching for someone or something. Do you really know what it is you want? Are you asking for it or asking for something else?"
You've never been to the mall before? |
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"Hi,
Looking for an educated man who knows what he wants of of life and is not full of games and lies. He have to have a college degree (or working on), a job(somewhere), well rounded and know how to treat a real woman that is smart and knows how to treat a real man." I assume you're not looking for a guy with a degree in English. |
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"I AM A SINGLE MOM OF TWO AND WOULD LOVE TO FIND SOMEONE THAT IS OUT GOING THAT HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND KNOWS HOW TO BE ROMANTIC AND FREAKY AT THE SAME TIME.THAT LIKES TO HAVE FUN, AND A BIG AND THATS NOT A COUCH POTATO"
And a big what? |
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"I will tell you later what ever you would like to know. Let's get one thing clear I'm not seeking to be anyones bed warmer or just a lay for just any old type of man."
How do you feel about laundry? |
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"I AM A VERY NICE PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH BUT I DONT LIKE DRAMA AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOME ONE WHO CAN SATISFY ME SEXUALLY.I AM MIXED WITH BLACK AND INDIAN AND I AM 30 AND FOR YOU WHO WILL ASK YES THIS IS MY REAL HAIR."
That's not good enough -- I need to see a Certificate of Authenticity. |
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"I am a sinple sort of woman, devoted to my family and friends. I am more old fashioned than not."
Yes, but what's the ratio? |
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"I'm about 38yo, but I look 27yo."
Not really sure, are you? |
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"I AM A SINGLE MOM OF TWO AND WOULD LOVE TO FIND SOMEONE THAT IS OUT GOING THAT HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AND KNOWS HOW TO BE ROMANTIC AND FREAKY AT THE SAME TIME.THAT LIKES TO HAVE FUN, AND A BIG AND THATS NOT A COUCH POTATO" And a big what? Taco salad. A really really huge taco salad. |
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I saw one the other day -- I wish I would have saved it -- where a woman said her life was so busy it was like a world wind.
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Saw one the other day made me think of this thread...
in the very brief description she'd wrapped it up with this "I like the out doors and water fires" What the hell is a water fire? Or does she mean she pees on campfires? That's just disconcertin' ! |
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I saw one the other day -- I wish I would have saved it -- where a woman said her life was so busy it was like a world wind. Visualize Whirled Peas Hiya Lex!  Just on for a minute or two - looking around. See ya! |
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