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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I'm just a chick working in feminist politics in DC."
Good to see that you're getting all the feminist terminology down. |
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"Hi ,,.I'm activities girl. I'm like to cook but not good cook..... ha ha ha ha I'm looking for someone who are understand in me,,excepted that me is me..don't tell a lie, and kindheart generous ...honest with me and want to share his life with me, respect him self and other"
It's a damn good try. For a Martian. |
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"i love to read... i love sitting down and reading a good book until my fingers turn black from the ink... does that make me crazy?"
Not necessarily, but it works better if you read with your eyes. |
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"Headline
test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test test" fail fail fail fail fail fail.... |
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"You ever go to a restaurant and pick blindly off the menu and get the best meal?"
No, I always end up with the anteater brain surprise. |
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"I'm tall and you should be too."
I'm 5'10" -- I can't help it! I feel so inadequate.... |
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"I'm a an open book so if you want to know anything specific just ask me."
Do you still have your Appendix? |
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"looking for a good Income
ip code/Postal Code state City Do you want children? My Gender Marital Status Seeking a Do you have children? Height Do you smoke?" Some of your answers don't make sense. |
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"I'm really not in the mood to write anything....I like to hangout with friends, golf, play tennis, yoga, working out (especially running)....I am a working woman who is very important."
Nothing like an overinflated ego to make your dating site experiences successful....! |
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"I would like to meet friends who will get lost in the city with me, without getting all agitated."
If you'd stop getting lost, this wouldn't happen all the time. |
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"i am Just trying this out for now, I will write more when i have time. I will fill out more later. I like big**** and i love****and i love****br>i love sex, and want sex blah blah blah blah"
You lost me at br> |
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"here we go
I'm not looking for the perfect guy. In fact, I think not-so-perfect is much better." Otherwise, there's nothing to complain about. |
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"I've eaten raw horsemeat, hobbled down the olympic downhill, been threatened by Maoist rebels, lived with former child soldiers, and sang "Mustang Sally" in front of 1000 Japanese high school students."
Hey look, it's Gilbert Gottfried! |
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"I AM NOT ASKING TO MUCH!
-someone matured -good presonality -he must be good looking -clean and fresh -straight teeth -i love clean long or short hair" I'm not asking for "to" much, either. -ability to spell simple English words like "personality" -- ooooops, sorry, thanks for playing.... |
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"I like to laugh. I know who doesn't but I really do even at silly things like squirrels chasing each other up a tree."
See, I just think it would be funnier with lobsters. |
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 whoot whoot
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"hello...
hello.......................................................................... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ............................................." Where are we going with this? |
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"i love boys,and i also love to sing if my man wanted me to sing for him i woud sing for him every day it dont make a differece i hope u enjoy my pressence."
Sadly, I'll never know. |
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"I'd like to meet someone who has dated and has had a relationship before."
So you're saying I built this robot for nothing. |
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