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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I just want one man to prove to me that they arent all the same."
Have you met Richard Simmons? |
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"Talking about my self believe it or not is not something I'm good at."
Sentence structure is another one. |
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"I like to watch movies, including the old black and white ones with a bowl of popcorn."
I haven't seen a lot of old black and white movies about popcorn. Wouldn't seem to be much plot potential there. |
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"I have lived in Texas ALL my life. And yes that means, I have never left."
Thanks for clearing that up. |
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"I have lived in Texas ALL my life. And yes that means, I have never left." Thanks for clearing that up. 
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"I am looking for a relationship. Dont lie to bout your status."
....to bout -- strange infinitive form.... |
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"a good time. a fun loving person that just wants to find that wonderful good time . just that something missing . looking for that someone that wants to have a really good time ."
I think you want redundancydating, it's down the hall, third door on the left. |
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"If I could laugh everyday I would. I enjoy funny people with a since of humor."
I know, those new laugh restriction laws are tough. |
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"I’m here to rock your world both metaphorically and with physical violence."
Let's just stick to metaphorically. |
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"Have ever wondered what it’s like to born awesome?"
No, but I wonder about the mental state of someone who could come up with such a meaningless question.... |
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"I know where and want I want outta life. Looking for someone that is the same."
Someone who doesn't know the difference between "want" and "what." That shouldn't be hard to find.... |
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"i would like to meet a nice guy that likes music and art...going to a movie once in a while or visit a museum /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////" ....and who doesn't mind dating a narcoleptic.... |
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"One of my hobbies are painting with acrylics on canvas and cedar shims. "
So what is the rest of your hobbies? |
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"*If you love meeting new people spontaneously- get excited about the little things in life- are passionate about art, a glass of red & traveling the world....email me! "
I like meeting people spontaneously, but they usually have me arrested for breaking and entering. |
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"I am an Honest, nice dawn to earth type of woman."
Sorry. Looking for a dusk to earth girl. |
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"I consider myself easy going and caring, yet daring at the drop of the ball of fire at the right moments. "
I see you've taken advanced mixed metaphors 101. |
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"I consider myself easy going and caring, yet daring at the drop of the ball of fire at the right moments. " I see you've taken advanced mixed metaphors 101. Aww c'mon, it was what she thought was a clever play on "I can be ready for the opera in twenty minutes but like to be casual and dress down, too". These types of explanations are for those folks who don't know the words versatile and flexible... I want to opt for long walks on highwires and romantic dinners in the Subway at Wal-Mart.... 
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I want to opt for long walks on highwires and romantic dinners in the Subway at Wal-Mart....
I once used "I like long walks on the moon...." in a profile. |
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Oh I like that, Lexy. Did you incorporate cheese in there too?
I might add in hobbies such as, churning butter, listening to Weird Al Yankovic, robot dancing (only to Mr. Roboto), making thick vegamite sandwiches, and licking the backs of adhesive stamps.... |
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Oh I like that, Lexy. Did you incorporate cheese in there too?
I might add in hobbies such as, churning butter, listening to Weird Al Yankovic, robot dancing (only to Mr. Roboto), making thick vegamite sandwiches, and licking the backs of adhesive stamps.... ....teaching llamas how to install aluminum siding.... |
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