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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Time to fill the box with stuff. "
It's kind of like a food drive for love. |
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"What can you really say here that makes a difference?"
I'm stumped. |
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"too much to tell you here"
Meet me under the old bridge at precisely ten after midnight. You say "The big dog barks at midnight" and I'll say "Spam is my favorite food group". We can talk then. |
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"Oh darling, I love you so much, lol. Half if not greater than half of you male creatures don't KNOW what love is. Not to mention the females, including myself. But we seek and we seek and we seek."
See, lobotomies are NOT all fun and games.... |
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"I have my tounge and my nose peirced."
And your eyes, too, from the looks of it. |
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"I'm looking for a man that cheats, is dishonest and mean. One that treats women like crap. Someone that will use me then just throw me away. Someone that will say "I'll call you" and then doesn't."
You kind of have to root for the realistic ones; there are so few of them.... |
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"Setting up this page up this because I get bored easily."
So, boring other people is your solution, huh? |
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"First of all...the only way that I could get a pic to u is for u to send me ur cell phone # and I will text u one."
....and then I get the 27 calls a day about the time-share in Ocala. I don't think so. |
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"To have an exciting evening attending a couples cooking class."
Sentence fragment. |
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"I enjoy doing fun things and being surprised."
Oh, look, there's a scorpion on your head! |
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"Maybe, you woke up this morning to your everyday not so-great life."
I would assume so, since evidently I'm not dead. |
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"I am a single plane jane type of woman who is overweight and if you have a problem with that then you need not read further."
OK, you've made your point. I'm out of here. |
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"Ok, where do I begin?"
Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about you. |
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"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick!"
Have you tried poking your profile yet? |
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"Lonely widow. Looking for sexy well hung white man! Honesty is all I ask, don't leave me hanging."
Seeing a theme here.... |
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"I'm a born-again, Christain, 38 year old lady who has never been married, and has no kids (unless you count the cat and dog)."
Well, it does raise some interesting biology questions.... |
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"Very busy at this time, so I will fill this out later. Typical stuff, blah, blah, blah. Very busy at this time, so I will fill this out later. Typical stuff, blah, blah, blah."
You could have at least said something about long walks on the beach -- |
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"I want someone to spend time with. Going out, traveling and hanging out at home. I love going on cruises. I would like to stay a week on an island."
Maybe that would give you enough time to come up with one interesting sentence. |
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"27 single a nonsmoker no kids never been married. I keep myself busy w/a pleathera of odd activities."
"Plethora" is one of those words that really doesn't impress people much unless you can actually spell it. |
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"Reach for the stars, because they won't reach for you!"
Well, who wants to be incinerated into their constituent atoms anyway? |
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