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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I am a very laid back person that takes life as it comes. Don't get too rowled over the major things in life."
I know, it's terrible to get rowled. |
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"I'm looking for LOVE plain and simple. You know the kind that makes your heart skip a beat even after years together." That's called arrythmia. Ohhh now that just sounds like you are bitter...lmao It's actually very cathartic, in its own strange way.... |
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"There really isn't anything I could put in here that would catch your attention."
Agreed. |
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"A fortune cookie once told me that I will find excitement and intrigue...hmmmm Could that person be on here?"
If you believe what a cookie tells you, I suppose anything is possible.... |
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Edited by
JustAGuy2112
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Sat 11/22/08 05:06 PM
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"I'm looking for LOVE plain and simple. You know the kind that makes your heart skip a beat even after years together." That's called arrythmia. Ohhh now that just sounds like you are bitter...lmao It's actually very cathartic, in its own strange way.... Oddly enough....I understand. It's a good way to vent the frustrations of having to sift through that kind of dreck.  * edit * Of course....it looks like you are doing it voluntarily. LOL |
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"I like men who have good hygiene...that means cologne!!!"
I suggest you buy a dictionary, it will help you understand the definitions of words. |
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"I don't know what to write here. I'm a fun person who likes to have fun. Really. I'm easy-going and laid-back, and I love my friends. I like to go out or stay in.* I would like to meet someone who doesn't play games and who is looking for something meaningful. Anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask."
REally 
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"this is always the hardest to do, describe myself with the right words to interest someone but here it goes, I am a southern lady with beauty and booty and brains."
Nope. Try again. |
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"Describing one's self has to be one of the most difficult tasks there can be."
It's much harder than landing a plane blindfolded or fighting off a pack of wolves using only a candy cane and a bowling ball. |
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"a little bit shy until i get to know you. my friends describe me as incredibly outgoing and obnoxious. call me a biotch. i don't care. i am who i am and if you can't take it then just keep movin' 4sure."
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"I,am your average retiree ,like to remitist about the "old days" and what was."
Remitist? |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sat 11/22/08 05:20 PM
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their trying to say, "Reminess"
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Reminess... I mean, OK, I get it, but that's not even CLOSE....!!  
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"I have cut my hair off shorter but still love mexican food and beer. "
I too have short hair and still love mexican food and beer. I just never had made the connection between them before. I'm going to need some clarification as I'd hate to lose my appetite at my next haircut. |
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"I'm a simple person who is very easy to please. I love to laugh and help with charity functions etc. I 'm a board member of our Local shag club."
I assume this is some sort of Austin Powers reference.... |
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"I have cut my hair off shorter but still love mexican food and beer. " I too have short hair and still love mexican food and beer. I just never had made the connection between them before. I'm going to need some clarification as I'd hate to lose my appetite at my next haircut. It's a well-known fact (first documented by Diego Valenzuela in 1774) that the desire for Mexican food and beer is directly proportional to the length of one's hair. |
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"Want a man that will be friends with me first!
I Want a white man that treats A Woman like a QUEEN! Treats the human race with kindness and much respect but also has a back bone and MUST WORK! I Do NOT want a FELON, Alcoholic,or NO Drugs! I Do NOT want to "Fix" a man, Nor I do not want to be your mommy or maid. I am a good catch men" "Please bare with me for my schooling is alot of work and I don't want YOU to think I am rude if I am not on here alot."
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"...Just ask me. I don't like to fill out about me sections. You won't really get an impression of me from a couple of sentences I put in a box. But since I have to fill up space I'll write random stuff."
Yeah, that'll have the men flocking to you.... |
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guys stop!!..you're killing me here....
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"I am a descent girl who is looking for alot of friends that she can hang with and have fun with and chat with not looking for anything serious been there done that"
Perhaps you should also look for a period. |
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