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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I LOVE the outdoors, especially the river and the woods."
That sky, though, that could use a little work. I think we should talk to whoever is in charge of that. |
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"I love to be with someone nwho is nopen to the world and wants to have fun. Live each day nto it's fullest."
Did you know your "N" key is sticking? |
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"I LOVE the outdoors, especially the river and the woods." That sky, though, that could use a little work. I think we should talk to whoever is in charge of that. OMFL!... 
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"guess youll just have to find out!!! "
Guess again. |
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"I LOVE the outdoors, especially the river and the woods." That sky, though, that could use a little work. I think we should talk to whoever is in charge of that. Did they mention banjo in their interests? just sayin'.... 
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"I LOVE the outdoors, especially the river and the woods." That sky, though, that could use a little work. I think we should talk to whoever is in charge of that. Did they mention banjo in their interests? just sayin'....
Nah, that would have been a little too much of a phonetic challenge, I'm thinking....! Although that particular one DID come from the banjoistic part of the country....! |
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"I am a 39 year old soon to be single mother of three."
"....just let me stab him a few more times to make sure...." |
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"I am at the time in my life that i have alot of important decisions to make."
Apparently, "whether or not to make a decent profile" is not one of them.... |
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Just got this in a friend request...
"you are super wonderful andsuper hot and super beautiful i like ur style.so dont hesitate andaccept my request love lady.waiting for u." Uhmmmmm. Punctuation? Capitalization? and how about I have never spoken to him before in my entire life. |
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Just got this in a friend request... "you are super wonderful andsuper hot and super beautiful i like ur style.so dont hesitate andaccept my request love lady.waiting for u." Uhmmmmm. Punctuation? Capitalization? and how about I have never spoken to him before in my entire life. Don't you love it when you need a team of translators to come in and explain what it is they're trying to say?? 
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Just got this in a friend request... "you are super wonderful andsuper hot and super beautiful i like ur style.so dont hesitate andaccept my request love lady.waiting for u." Uhmmmmm. Punctuation? Capitalization? and how about I have never spoken to him before in my entire life. Don't you love it when you need a team of translators to come in and explain what it is they're trying to say??
Especially when you suspect it was meant to be in English |
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Just got this in a friend request... "you are super wonderful andsuper hot and super beautiful i like ur style.so dont hesitate andaccept my request love lady.waiting for u." Uhmmmmm. Punctuation? Capitalization? and how about I have never spoken to him before in my entire life. Don't you love it when you need a team of translators to come in and explain what it is they're trying to say??
and his user name starts with King.... (No lie) and my profile clearly states I'm not looking for anything but friends to boot. Especially when you suspect it was meant to be in English |
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"I like well wrote music."
But not well wrote sentences, apparently.... |
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"Life is too short to say anything negative. I have a lust for life. I want to live everyday to the fullest. Respect is at the top of my list. No compromising when it comes to respect and loyalty. Love to spend time together and apart. Total honesty also is a must. Compassion and understanding are very important. If all of the above are honored, the love and affection will be great. One of my new hobbies is traveling and meeting all kinds of new people. Also a great sense of humor is a must!"
Life, however, is apparently NOT too short for an endless series of cliches.... 
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"It's always hard to describe yourself so others will beleive you but I will try. I am who I am."
I don't believe you. |
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"Loooooooooooking
Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking Looking" Pardon me, just what the hell do you think you're doing? |
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"I had to have a CAT scan done last week ......Well he said my head was fine.....He said all he found was a HUGE gutter running through the middle of my brain"
Would you please get your gutter out of the mind....? |
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Just got this in a friend request... "you are super wonderful andsuper hot and super beautiful i like ur style.so dont hesitate andaccept my request love lady.waiting for u." Uhmmmmm. Punctuation? Capitalization? and how about I have never spoken to him before in my entire life. Don't you love it when you need a team of translators to come in and explain what it is they're trying to say??
Yup, but if you say anything about it, you'll get jumped on faster than hyenas on a wildebeest. Trust me. I know these things. 
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"I never know what to say, so you will just have to ask."
I never know what to ask about when the person is too lazy to SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEMSELVES....
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"I'm looking for LOVE plain and simple. You know the kind that makes your heart skip a beat even after years together." That's called arrythmia. Ohhh now that just sounds like you are bitter...lmao |
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