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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Surely I can fill this out much later.........I don't have time right now."
Such a loss for mankind. |
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"If you can make me laugh, you can have my heart"
if its that easy........I dont think I want it |
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"I'm fond of honking geese."
Extra credit for this one -- I have NEVER seen this in a profile before. |
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"You will note, whereever possible I have selected "Prefer Not to Say". If you would like to know, take the time to say hello. The more I throw out there, the less fuel I provide you for conversation."
Well, by that logic, you've already screwed yourself by writing what you just wrote. |
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"I like to do just about anything. Especially if it is something new. I am always looking for something fun and exciting to do. I NEED SOME EXCITEMENT!"
Or less caffeine.... |
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"Nothing is better than getting in the car and exploring."
How big is your car? What do you look for in there? |
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"i. Am lookin for a different venue to meeting interesting people. lookin forward to trying this out~ blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....excuse my poor attitude, lol can't think of anything more to say...."
I think that's more than sufficient right there.... |
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"Are you as ready to have some fun as much as I am?"
Are you ready to try that again in English? |
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"I like going out to restaurants to eat"
As opposed to going out to restaurants to shop? |
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"I like going out to restaurants to eat" As opposed to going out to restaurants to shop? Or to swim.... |
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"I'm 23 years old...I'm Irish...I hate stupid people...I like to read and go to shows...ummm...sooo yea! Ummmm...soooooo this thing is telling me that my info is to short."
Say some more stuff about stupid people. |
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"PEOPLE TELL ME IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FIND A GOOD MAN IN MY LIFE BUT I ASK MYSELF IS THERE ANY OUT THERE?!"
I don't know... What do people tell you? |
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"I have had enough of the crap. You know what guys..........I literally have had it up to here, with this site.Some of you go to the extreme effort, it seems of trying to impress and or woo women with nice, long ads."
But it works so well -- why stop....?? |
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"You will be surprised to find out that I am a real woman."
Especially since you're on a dating site. |
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"I KNO I GOT IT..IM FOCUSED..MAINTAININ..AND DOING ME..WENT THROUGH ALOT OF DOWNFALLS LAST YEAR BUT UM HOLDING MY HEAD UP LIKE MY NOSE BLEEDING..THE SKY IS THE LIMIT. I AM A DRAMA FREE INDIVIDUAL.."
Nosebleeds are hot.... |
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"Ok I decided to change this alittle because all the profiles start to sound the same when you read them."
Nope, that didn't fix it. |
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"well, there is so much about me, and at the same time nothing."
I'm not seeing the 'so much'. |
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"well, there is so much about me, and at the same time nothing." I'm not seeing the 'so much'. Funny how the "nothing" always wins.... |
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im comfident that
the right woman will contact I'm confident it won't be me |
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"I'm a pretty decent guy who enjoys his life."
Better than being halfway decent...easy on the eyes. 
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